Count Vampire

Fragment one: "Excuse me, sir, what's your name?" Yekong was extremely excited when she saw the man in front of her. She didn't expect to find her target so quickly today! Jiao Kun held Ye Kong's little hand tightly, with an obscene light in his eyes: "You're welcome, Miss. I'm sorry, my surname is Jiao." "Sex? What a good name with a meaning..." Yekong withdrew her hand, touched her smooth chin, and said sincerely. "Haha... Thanks for the compliment, Miss! I wonder what your name is? What's your home phone number? Or you can give me QQ or MSN! In the future, if you have time or not, we can come out to drink tea, chat, and talk about life ideals and so on!" Ye Kong despised the visitor infinitely, then folded his arms in front of his chest and spoke slowly: "Sir, I see that you are middle-aged and bald, with small mouse eyes, a hawk-shaped rosacea, an inverted eyebrow, splayed ears, big turned lips, old yellow teeth, a wick neck, high and low arms, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, and a waist of rice. You must be the person who murdered Zhao Yan's father!" ********************************************************* "General Ye, you'd better tell me honestly, what on earth is this!" Ye Kong grabbed the general's ears hard and made endless circles. "Oh, let go, Xiao Kong, don't always do things to others!" "Then say it quickly!" Yekong rolled his eyes disdainfully and let go of his ears with compassion. The general rubbed his ears and complained, then seriously poked the unknown object on Ye Kong's head: "From the superficial analysis, these should be the ears of a fox." "Then tell me again, why do I still have this!" Yekong looked at Yekong angrily, opening his mouth to reveal two long pointed teeth. "Well, because you were bitten by me... Ahem... Because your mother still has zombie blood, so you are considered half a zombie. Overall, you should be a zombie nine-tailed fox!" "Oh? Then am I what those humans call a hybrid?" Yekong used telepathy to hide her ears, then tilted her head and asked him curiously. "Probably, maybe, maybe, or, almost..." After finishing speaking, the general nodded vigorously, as if he was afraid that Ye Zong wouldn't believe it. ********************************************************* Dear guests, the following is the latest work scope formulated by Yejia Lending Center. Please keep in mind that if any accident occurs, the Lending Center will never be responsible! First: This hotel is mainly based on money transactions. As long as you give money, our hotel's Lord Yozora and Lord General will definitely help you complete anything, including robbery, extortion, murder and arson! Second: Our library can also provide spiritual trading as a supplement. To put it simply, if you have no money, it doesn't matter! As long as you, the guest, pledge any of your belongings in the lending hall, I will do the same for you, Lord Yozora - but the premise is that you must redeem it with twice the money within a month, otherwise it will not be refunded! Note: I have the right to choose whether to do it or not, and the final interpretation of these rules belongs to Ye Kong, the person in charge of the loan library. If you have any comments or suggestions, please turn around and walk forward fifty meters, then turn left and walk another hundred meters. There is a bus stop nearby. Please bring your own change. Thank you for your cooperation!