Literary Edition
The green Manzhushahuahua is swaying,
Scan the scrolls of history.
There is a pool in the underworld, where Pu Po Li Burns,
The world of mortals that has accumulated for several generations.
Vaguely recalling the dreams of the past life, we played a song together to trace the ancient fate.
It turns out
She traveled through thousands of years and came here just to pick up the relationship with him...
2B version
Once upon a time, there was a female pig's foot. One day, she sadly traveled through time, so...
1. Picked up by a wealthy family—from then on, the family started to live in poverty and farm?
——Don't think too much!
2. She was married to the second son of the richest man—and started to poison and frame Zhai Douwen?
——Really don't think too much!
3. After the country was destroyed, she left her homeland—from now on, began the story of a passionate, passionate woman?
——I told you not to think too much!
——The truth is here——
In fact, this is one: a hard-working time-traveling girl travels around the country with a pretentious monster man traveling around the country at his own expense, tricking, kidnapping, stealing, being cute and coquettish, doing whatever he can to collect artifacts scattered all over the place, trying to rescue the monster, the idiot shemale master who likes to wear women's clothes, but on the way he discovers that he is alone The pure revolutionary friendship changed quantitatively and finally turned into a not so pure love. Just when we were talking to each other, we remembered that we had an affair in the past life, and now we are here to renew the relationship, so there was a cheating plot at the beginning of the story about getting married before the adultery. What looks like martial arts actually also has a fantasy cheating story...
——The small theater is here——
About Mistress
Maid: Madam, just now your mother-in-law came to see me.
Female Pig: What's wrong?
Maid: You want me to be a mistress to seduce your husband.
The female pig Xizi couldn't believe her words: So sad!
The maid took out a pair of bracelets: These are the benefits, there are more to come.
The female pig's eyes were gleaming and she was drooling: I will share half of the benefits, and you can seduce your husband as you please!
The maid calmly put down the bracelet: acting is fine, but mistressing is inappropriate!
Female Pig: Why?
Maid: Cherish life and stay away from the young master.
Female Pig:......
(What if a good friend cheats on her husband and is heartbroken and determined to take revenge?)
About slag distribution
Scumbag: I want to get her!
Nanzhu: Why?
Scumbag: I...
Nanzhu: Don't tell me you are rich, powerful and good-looking! Can you be as rich as me? Can you be as powerful as me? Can you be as beautiful and rich as me?
Can five cars do everything and be highly intelligent? Also, do you really have her in your heart? The most important thing is, where are you?
Zhapei: ...(Vomiting blood)
About baby
Female Pig: Hey, I remembered something, what will the baby's last name be?
Nanzhu: The son takes his father's surname, Murong.
Female Pig: No! According to my family's rules, the child must have my last name!
Nanzhu: That's for the head of the family. You are not the head of the family.
Female Pig: Yes!
A long time.
Female Pig: It's better to take my last name!
Nanzhu: Why?
Female Pig: My surname has few strokes, so it will be easier for my children to name them in the future!
Nanzhu: ...(The hand that was feeding the medicine to the white mouse trembled, and the white mouse died with resentment.)
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This article belongs to the first part of a series of articles: the full name is "The Ancient Destiny of the Thirteen Cangyu Clan"
If you think the name is too serious, this article can also be called "The Time Travel Wife of the Black-faced Palace Master", "The Underworld Lord is Too Enchanting: The Farming Daily Life of the Demon Princess", "My Husband Can't Be So Shameless", "Chaotic Life: My Husband Two Years Older Is My Cousin", etc. There are various varieties for you to choose from, and if you are not satisfied, you can take it yourself...
Finally,
This article insists on one-on-one, professional abuse for a hundred years.