The Story of the Promotion of the Spare Tire Princess

It is said that the second young lady who had just returned home cried a lot of snot and tears at the reception banquet, regardless of her image. It is said that the second young lady who just returned home was very domineering and scolded the servants who chased the assassin to death with shame and anger. It is said that the second young lady who has just returned to the house is not polite and often secretly disguises herself as a man and goes out to hang out. It is said that the second young lady who just returned home can communicate with ghosts and gods, and scared the madam so much that she went crazy. A passerby asked: Your Majesty, do you dare to want such a legendary woman? Prince Wang: It's my thing. Passerby B asked: Your Majesty, what will you do if she is violent to you? Prince Wang: A meaningful smile... Passerby C asked: Your Majesty, what should I do if I like her too? I was shocked to hear a scream, this person has left the earth... Small Theater Love Chapter: A certain girl: "Master, what do you want to eat tonight?" A certain man tinkered with something in his hand, "Whatever." A certain woman: "Nothing casual." … Funny part of the small theater: A certain woman looked at the evildoer who came back from outside and said, "Sir, which brother are you going to humiliate again today?" A certain man: "Why did you say that?" A certain girl raised her chest and said, "Looking at your smug look, you must have bullied someone again." A certain man smiled evilly, "If I want to bully you, I will bully you!" Small theater for babies: Douya was very happy today, kicking her short legs and looking for her mother, "Mother, mother, father gave me a sword." A certain girl: "Douya, who is your father?" Douya: "This is the handsome uncle who came yesterday! Mom, do you think this sword looks good?" A certain woman glanced at the pitted piece of rotten wood and twitched the corner of her mouth. This kid's level of appreciation was indeed the same as that of his scumbag father. "It's so ugly, throw it away. Mom will give you a better-looking one." Douya raised his head, "No!" A certain woman raised her forehead and said, "He just bought you with such a piece of junk? You might as well just go with him!" Douya pouted: "No!" A certain woman: "Then what do you want to do?" Douya: "Mom and Douya follow daddy together." A certain woman raised her eyebrows: "No!" Douya stared at her big black eyes, "Mom, let me tell you a secret!" A certain woman was curious, "What?" A certain girl who came over with a mouthful of bean sprouts was slobbering on her face, showing two little tiger teeth, "I love you, my dear!" A certain girl smiled heart-warmingly, "Good boy, why did you remember to confess your love to your mother?" Douya buried his head in a certain girl's arms and acted coquettishly, "Douya loves the empress, and also wants more people to love the empress, the empress..." A certain woman's forehead twitched, it turned out she was still working as a lobbyist!