A song to leave the soul, all ghosts surrender
Funny ghost master VS dark sissy
As a hidden witch who can control hundreds of ghosts, he time-traveled into the body of an abandoned woman who was despised by everyone.
After one year of marriage, he was kicked out of the house. He was euphemistically called "no crime and seven crimes".
Wu Lingqing felt that Hui Chang Hui Chang was sad, but decided to settle the score with the person who bullied her.
Sister, what I like most is catching little ghosts. Isn't it easy to deal with you?
Dear little devils, my sister has raised you for so long, and now it's time to use you!
Come, my cruel and lovely sister, I will give you a hanged female ghost in white clothes and long hair to scare you out of your wits!
Come, my scumbag ex-husband, who has always been a scumbag but has always abandoned me, will give you a skeletal enchantress in a painted skin, to scare you into ever-eating!
Oh, by the way, there is also the mean and sinister evil stepmother, and the little ghost on the beam who sings to you, just like singing a lullaby to you, and you will have a good dream...
Being a wealthy rice bug, being in company with ghosts all day long, having clothes to put on, food to open your mouth, no scum to worry about, and part-time job to exorcise evil spirits and make money when you have time, Wu Lingling feels that this life is so comfortable!
But who would have expected that he would have been targeted by a black-hearted fox who regarded him as his best friend in life.
He is as beautiful as a woman, and is ridiculed by rumors about his broken sleeves, but no one knows that he is full of scars and is enchanting in red clothes.
For her, he is willing to give up everything just for her, just because he has to love, and he has to love!
This article is about all kinds of strange ghosts. The author has been studying the history of the Chinese island country for many years, including "A Hundred Ghosts at Night" and "The Classic of Mountains and Seas". In addition to the three incorrect views, it is also a refreshing and endearing article that abuses scum, makes your heart cool, and makes your heart fly. Dear readers, don't miss it if you pass by! Excerpt 1: Making fun of a scumbag
in bed
A certain scumbag felt a body like water pressing up against him, making his heart flutter.
"Sir, do you like Mei Ji?" The voice was even more gentle and charming.
"I like it, I like it!" A certain scumbag was so excited that he turned around and wanted to kiss Fangze, but he saw a scary skull.
"Sir, do you still like it now?" The skull approached a certain scumbag who turned pale with fear and said quietly.
"Ahhh!"
The second day
There is a rumor among the people in the capital that the crown prince of Duke Guo ran out of a brothel with his buttocks naked, blinding passers-by and making it a joke for one hundred and eighty days. Excerpt 2: Dark moon, high wind, high ghost night
"Come on, high voice!"
"Insert the lower part!"
"Forget it, let's join the high school bass section together!"
"Very good, you have a great future!"
Suddenly, the whole room was filled with howls of ghosts and wolves, frightening a certain evil stepmother to huddle in the quilt and tremble.
A certain woman smiled evilly while lying on the beam, holding a chopstick as a baton, directing a group of "Little Ghost Vocal Band"
Excerpt 3: The arrogant and poisonous male protagonist appears
When a domineering and paralyzed suitor meets a poisonous-tongued "male bestie"
"You want to marry Lingling?" A certain male best friend looked at the cold-faced man in front of her with a provocative look.
"Yes." The cold-faced man was determined and would not give in.
A certain male best friend snorted: "Let me tell you, Lingling likes someone like me who is fair-skinned, beautiful, gentle and considerate, not a cold-faced person like you who doesn't understand the style!"
The cold-faced man was furious: "What did you say!"
"Hey, it turns out that you are not only black, but also have bad ears. How did you get the confidence to marry Lingling?" Said a male best friend.
"Duan Ao Ge, you are seeking death!" A cold-faced man took out a knife and sharpened it.
"Still a violent maniac, you have no chance!" A certain male best friend ran away without forgetting to shout the last sentence.