I was originally a street gangster without a father or a mother, but I managed to raise myself to be tall and graceful. I had just joined for a month, and I thought it would be a dream to have food, drink, promotion and salary increase, but who knew that I would die tragically for no reason...
I woke up and found that I was like a crab, with my hands and feet tied to the bed, and in front of me was a blind old eunuch slowly walking towards me with a pair of scissors...
What are you doing! In the previous life, it was fine that she was an orphan, no one loved her, but now that she has traveled through time, she still can't be a government official's daughter. God, why are you so blind...
What's more, blind old man, I don't have anything to cut for you (my eyes are filled with tears...)
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"You, you, you... What are you doing?" I was hugged tightly by Ji Zesu and couldn't move.
"What?! I didn't do anything, I just kissed you..." Ji Zesu smiled sideways and had no intention of putting me down at all.
"You must be sick, your taste is really strong. I am a eunuch." As he spoke, he struggled to break free from his arms.
His arms tightened around my body and he said, "So what? I am the prince, I can do whatever I want..."
After saying that, he leaned down with his whole face and kissed my mouth again...
Damn it, let me go, there's no sugar in my mouth! ! !
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"Hey, um, thank you for saving me. Although the eunuch and the guard don't get along well, for the sake of saving me, I can reluctantly agree to be friends with you..."
"No need." After saying these two words, Han Zhigeng inserted the knife into the scabbard, turned around and left.
"Oh, wait, wait..." I hurriedly caught up, "It's useful, you know that eunuchs and guards are at odds with each other. I don't want to owe you a favor, how about I drink with you..."
Bang...
Han Zhigeng's footsteps suddenly stopped. I was too focused on talking and didn't look at the road, so I bumped into his strong back.
"Well, it hurts. Why did you stop? Haven't you learned the traffic rules? Don't you know how to read the traffic lights?! If you hadn't saved me just now, I would have laid down and touched the porcelain. Your salary for a year is not enough to compensate..."
When he saw that it was so painful that I squatted down with my head in my hands, he sighed, squatted down with his tall body, stretched out his hand to touch my head, and asked softly: "Does it still hurt?"
The moonlight shone from behind him. Listening to his magnetic voice and looking at his handsome face, I couldn't hold back and said, "You are so beautiful..."
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This article is imaginary, lighthearted and funny. Let's take a look at how a modern female gangster traveled through ancient times to become a eunuch and prospered in the harem: uniting the eunuchs, confusing the guards, worshiping the princess, helping the emperor, and cleaning up the princess!