Your Majesty, Please Calm Down and Be Careful About Your Death!

One day, all the ladies sat together to discuss some matters concerning the residence of the eldest daughter of the second class of the Emperor's wife. The emperor's eyebrows and legs twitched, he lifted the table and shouted: "Fart!" At noon that day, a secret report came from the eldest lady's house: In the court hall, the emperor farted in public... The eldest lady was so happy that she accidentally crushed Moslian in her hand. In the afternoon of that day, a secret report came from the palace: the eldest lady had gone to the toilet to clean the unknown milky white liquid in her hands... The ministers covered their mouths and snickered, patted the emperor's shoulders and comforted him: "Your Majesty, please calm down and be careful of your death!"