Become Sun Wukong

In recent years, Journey to the West has been spoiled by various online articles, which makes me think You are welcome to reprint and use it to slap the faces of those who follow the trend and pretend to be cool. It is not a competition. Please try not to make bad news or dislike it in the upper right corner. As the saying goes A monkey brags and an erlang brags with six ears and a yellow eyebrow. It's just a matter of stance. A pig brags and an insect brags about strength. It's a matter of IQ.

Bored, I bought a bag of Qiaqia melon seeds, and I finished them all by myself. There were 85,783,585 melon seeds in total, 26 of which were empty. There were 9 worm-bearing seeds mixed in, 6 of which were not fried and were connected together, and 4 were bitter. I drank 7 glasses of water in between. Yes, this is loneliness. ----The passage just now has a total of 67 characters and 11 punctuation marks, including 9 commas and 3 periods. There are 587 strokes in total, including 78 horizontal strokes, 137 vertical strokes, 65 strokes for apostrophe, 57 strokes for strokes, and 139 strokes for others. . . Um. Yes, this is the highest state of boredom

His roommate saw a girl from the biology department in the library today, and he decided to hook up with her. He came to the school girl's side with a book in his hand and asked: Do you mind if I explore Mendel's laws with you? The school girl did not raise her head: There are differences in the properties of plane geometry and solid geometry. Roommate: I am attracted to Italy on the axis. The school girl glanced at him: Why didn't Napoleon use the air force in the Battle of Waterloo? Roommate: Do you know the significance of Lexington to American independence? The school girl closed the book in her hand: Among the classifications of consumption in economics, besides self-sufficient consumption, what else is there? The roommate adjusted his glasses: I admire the great man who proposed "surrounding the city from the countryside." The school girl smiled: Are you familiar with Ampere's rule? The roommate shook his head: Don't be careless about the position of the thermometer when making ethylene from ethanol. School girl: I heard that the southeast trade wind on the west coast of Peru has been going on for three months. The roommate shrugged: I know how to put out the alcohol lamp correctly. The school girl stood up and said, "Let's go then." So my roommate gave me a hundred and asked me to go out and have a good meal, while he took the school girl back to the dormitory. I was confused all afternoon.

It basically fools the readers into thinking they are fools.

Wukong, Wukong, wake up, it's time for you to wake up. " Someone called his name. "Master. " Bodhi looked down at him and smiled slightly. "Are you dreaming? " He nodded and shook his head. He seemed to have had a long dream, but he forgot about it. "Master, how long have I slept? " Bodhi stretched out a finger. "An hour, a day, a year, a period? " Bodhi shook his head. "Wukong, I've taught you everything you need to teach, but there are still some things you can't learn from me, so go home. You have to walk the road ahead on your own, whether it's a god or a devil, remember, be happy. " "Master, did I make you angry? How long did I sleep? " Bodhi touched Wukong's head, and his whole body gradually faded before his eyes, and finally disappeared. "Monkey, remember, all kinds of conditions can be understood by Wukong. " Huaguo Mountain, there is a stone at the highest point of the mountain. Sun Wukong always lies on it to sleep. Three words are engraved on the stone - Golden Chanzi. Sun Wukong didn't know what these three words meant, but he just liked lying on them. A monster called the Demon King came to Huaguo Mountain, and he could no longer sleep. He decided to beat the monster who ruined his dream until his mother didn't recognize him. Anyway, he doesn't have a mother, so he never dreams when he sleeps. A monkey came to call him. He remembered this monkey. It was the most powerful monkey in Huaguo Mountain after him. It had six ears. Sun Wukong thought that he would be the Monkey King in the future. He could teach Liu Er all the skills his master had taught him. Being the Monkey King would be impossible if he didn't have any skills. He smiled kindly at Liu Er and jumped directly from the top of the mountain. He wasn't going to use somersault cloud, that thing would never stop. Huaguo Mountain is his home, and he needs to teach those who destroyed his home a lesson, and he doesn't like the name of the Demon King. Sun Wukong didn't know how powerful he was. The master said that he was the fourth genius he had ever seen to cultivate Taoism. The third one was named Yang Jian. The first two masters said they had forgotten. He didn't want to know that he couldn't hold many things in his mind. He had a master, a group of monkeys, a mountain of flowers and fruits, and stones, and he felt it was enough. The Demon King was defeated by Sun Wukong. The surroundings were very quiet. The monkeys believed that the Monkey King was the most powerful and could defeat any monster. This was a very common thing. Normality meant that there was no need to cheer. The monsters thought that they should change their boss, and the monkey in front of them was a good one. They thought deeply about it. "Why are you trying to steal my Huaguo Mountain? "The monkey asked the devil incarnate. "The gods robbed us of our place and wanted to kill us. We escaped and have no place to live. " "Why should I kill you? " "Because we are monsters. " "Then why do gods kill monsters? " The Demon King has never thought about this problem. Why do gods kill monsters? He doesn't even know the gods. I didn't kill them, so why should they kill me? The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. He always felt that something was wrong. Posting half a chapter, not too fat, "Journey to the West: The Legend of the Stone" is a book promotion, not an advertisement

The author, there is so little more, I don't feel it. . .

The book I thought would be finished in my lifetime is actually finished. . .

Why are so few people watching such a good work? ! ! ? ? ?

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Taking a closer look, hey, it's not bad. It seems that the author put a lot of thought into it.

After searching for a long time, I finally found that book. It's called Infinite Journey to the West. There are many myths and legends in it. The author wrote it in great detail. Journey to the West is a collection of myths and legends, so there are some questionable plot settings in this book. You don't need to get too entangled. After all, Journey to the West also has many unexplained relationships between characters.

One day, she pretended to be serious and asked him: "How does it feel to like someone?" He nodded her head: "What are you thinking about?" She ignored that sentence in a good mood this time and said seriously: "Is it true, you think he is handsome?" "That's a nympho girl." He laughed, and she rolled her eyes and said, "You'd better go and watch "Si Chen Wants to Become the God of Love", Si Chen is better at pleasing girls.

Nothing else matters. The protagonist prefers monks. Isn't it okay to let Tang Monk die? We must protect Monk Tang from joining the Tang Dynasty. What's going on

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Okay, it's over. Finally, I have a book. Good night, sweet dreams, take care of yourself, la la la la, go to sleep.

Very good, hope to write more. .

Just do what you want to do. Just because one person is bad doesn't mean that everything is bad. Just because the leader in a system is bad doesn't mean that the system is completely bad. Is there still sand in the rice field? It's all gone? If you mess with one person, you can kill his whole family to prevent future troubles, but if the king does something wrong, do you kill the entire population?

The author is a bit wrong. If Journey to the West is regarded as a mythical world, can the mortal dynasties also have the same history as the earth? A dynasty lasts for 300 years? This is obviously impossible. Why couldn't the emperor of the Tang Dynasty live for hundreds of years, and a dynasty lasted for thousands of years? It's not right for you to mix mythology and the human world. Didn't the sky play for a few days and the human world created an atomic bomb? ?

The pirated version I read before seemed good. With the support of Quan Ding, the author can promote it more.

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Finally, I don't have to refresh every day to see if the author has made any updates. I just need to make up for all the updates. Wish the author all the best

Already fully ordered ~ starting from chapter 230

It seems that I have basically read all the top-ranked books in the N-year book and Qidian, but I have read them all. I accidentally saw this book two days ago, and I deeply felt the author's efforts and difficulties. I specially registered an account to subscribe. Today I voted for the first monthly vote in my life. I hope I can do my little bit.

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To be honest, this book is really well written and is one of the best in my opinion, second only to The Great Monkey and The Legend of Wukong.

It's over, I'm reluctant to say goodbye!