Bandit Queen Is so Crazy

★The male and female protagonists in this article are one-on-one, a house fight + a palace fight + a plot, a doting article + a cool article! A witty and humorous drama! She just wanted to be a quiet tomb robber, but she traveled back to ancient times. Over the course of a thousand years, in the face of machinations and intrigues, I had to compete with my aunt for her beauty, my aunt for her viciousness, my best friend for her ruthlessness, my friends for my cunning, and a group of women to fight for a man! At the same time, don't forget to pick up beautiful men and collect wealth! Ever since she went further and further on the road of fighting for power in the house and palace, she deeply discovered that the ancients were really full of food, and without entertainment, they could only play like this! As soon as you enter the palace, you feel as deep as the sea, and from then on, your integrity is a passer-by! However, when weighing between love and supreme power, when all the truth is revealed, where should she go? Can she survive in the palace just because of her intelligence? Luck! Is it really luck? ★Fragment 1: Handsome guy! Another handsome guy! There was a rush of heat in my nose. Damn it, it was a nosebleed! The man frowned and said, "Girl, you have a nosebleed. It looks like it must have been damaged." She wiped the nosebleed with her sleeve and said: "A few broken ribs at most, it's okay! At least he's still alive for now." The man was startled, "Is it okay if you have a broken rib? Just wait, I'll find a doctor for you right away." She quickly grabbed his sleeve and said, "No, minor illnesses will be diagnosed on their own, and serious illnesses will be cured on their own. Before I die, please treat me to a meal first." ★Fragment 2: A certain man waved his sleeve again, and an internal force hit a certain woman, causing her chest to hurt. She was so angry that she jumped eight feet high and pointed at him and yelled: "Fucking lunatic, do you want to fight? I'm obviously no match for you, not to mention I'm a woman. I really doubt that you're not a guard, you're just a fucking eunuch." "If you dare to say it again, I will tear you apart." "I have said it a hundred times, eunuchs, eunuchs, eunuchs..." Hmm... The mouth is blocked... What blocked her mouth was... His lips! Everyone's lips twitched, the prince... Didn't he say he wanted to tear her into pieces? So... It's this kind of tearing method? A certain woman's heart was burning with anger. This was the second time she was bitten by him like this. Today I will bite you to death. I held his head and bit his lips fiercely. No one dared to look at that scene... ★Fragment three: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Your Majesty, it's because, because you finally witnessed the world-famous King who loves his people like a son, and the Queen Mother who cares about the world, she was so excited that she couldn't suppress her emotions, which caused the blood flow to increase and the blood pressure to increase, causing the capillaries in the nasal cavity to rupture. It's not a problem, it's not a problem!" The emperor raised his eyebrows and said: "This girl is interesting. I heard that you are talented and intelligent and have a skill. I want to see it too!" A certain woman stood up, her head felt dizzy and she almost lost her balance. Drunk! After calming down, he said: "That's a compliment. Everyone has their own strengths. It's just like the eldest daughter of the court is born with dancing skills, and my own specialty is digging graves!" "Planking... What are you plowing for?" "... My daughter-in-law said, grinding... Making vermicelli... That's a kind of food."