Thief of Concubines Frightens Phoenix

This article is one-to-one, pure and untainted, the woman is cunning and the man is sinister. They are all pretending to be pigs and eating tigers without spitting out their skin after eating. On the birthday of the Duke of Beiyan Lu, a "ghost thief and black butterfly" suddenly appeared. The masters in the palace rounded up the thief. The thief hid in the nearby Royal Palace in panic. When he caught a glimpse of the beauty with red makeup embroidered by her bare hands at the window, he felt itchy and touched it. Since then, troubles have continued. She remembers how it started: "Beauty, touch me and let me admire your skin as bright and lovely as peeled eggshells. I promise that I will cherish your memory and aftertaste when I go back and won't wash my hands for three months!" The beauty smiled lightly, and uttered an unarguable single voice from her red lips, "Get out!" But she was determined to be evil, so she stretched out her "criminal claws" towards the beauty... If she had known that this beauty was a boy, she would not have touched him even if she was beaten to death! …………………………………………………………………………………… She is one of the candidates for the head of Qianji Pavilion; She is one of the candidates for the crown princess of Beiyan Kingdom; She is one of the candidates for the favored concubine of the Southern Qin Kingdom; She is one of the candidates for the Saint of the Divine Realm; Once she traveled through time and climbed up from the pile of corpses, she became her, and the "blessing" in everyone's eyes was "bullshit" in her eyes. "Bah! There are so many 'high-level positions', but not one of them has been promoted to a regular job. How can anyone have the nerve to continue deceiving and abducting them!" He is the proton of Western Chu who is unknown in Beiyan Kingdom; He is the first of the "Three Young Masters of Qidu" who amazes the world; He is the mysterious young master of the sea who "will swallow every ship"; How many girls and ladies are eagerly awaiting their love! Of course, he is just a sissy in her mouth and a slut in her eyes. He has powerful functions such as being able to go to the hall, enter the kitchen, make ice in the summer, sew in the winter, be able to scold people, use force to defend himself, and take care of the food at any time without having to warm the bed. He is the best candidate for the agreement. When she met him... Go up to the house and uncover the tiles, go down to the lake and touch the birds. What you get is chickens flying and dogs jumping. When he met him... The monsters and thieves descended from the sky are worried about you! Classic dialogue one: "You are as beautiful as a flower... So, I will let you be my number one man!" A certain man touched his peerless face and said, "Too ugly, dirty eyes!" For the sake of a great cause, a certain kunoichi said, "My body, hair, and skin are shaped by my parents and cannot be changed. I will not see them if I turn off the lights!" A certain man's eyes glanced over her body lightly "At least I think I'm worthy of a crooked guy like you!" A certain man's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and a fierce light burst out, "Huh? A crooked melon and a cracked jujube?" A certain woman stepped forward, looking down upon death, "You are not satisfied with this, and you are not satisfied with that. Which one is satisfied with you?" A certain man put his chin in his hands and thought for a moment, with a serious expression on his face, "The one you wore last time..." "..." Classic dialogue two: On the day of the wedding, the bride took away the money and ran away. The groom was angry, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he stared at the bride with cold eyes, "Why?" A certain girl recalled the sadness of being rejected that day, "I'm too ugly, I have dirty eyes!" "Your body, hair, and skin are affected by your parents. You can't change it. If you turn off the light, you won't be able to see it. I don't mind!" A woman bared her teeth "Just right!" "You stole it from me last time..." Before he finished speaking, a certain man said, "I'll keep it well and return it to you right away!" A certain woman raised a finger and shook it, "NO, I want you to put it on and run around the city wall ten times!" "..." The introduction is incompetent, Donggu's high-quality products, welcome to join, quality guaranteed.