Passed Through Thousands of Years

There is a bookstore in the underworld. All the secrets of the Eight Diagrams that were turned around and burned in the Yang world, or the destroyed files can be found here, and they are divided into categories and neatly coded. So one day, I came across such a piece of gossip in the gossip area and mystery category on the second floor of Zong Bookstore. It is said that Li Jiancheng, the founding prince of the Tang Dynasty, was tall and handsome, born into a noble family, had a gentle personality and had a bachelor's degree. From the eighty-year-old ancestor to the full-term infant, everyone, regardless of gender, including eunuchs, admired him endlessly. As a result, there were many famous people, and there was such a shocking and tragic tragedy. Prince Li Jiancheng was forced into the habit of cutting off his sleeves by a maid in the palace! This maid is so hated by others, so ugly and unsightly. She forcefully forced the popular national husband to become a national father-in-law. Before the prince Li Jiancheng was killed by his brother, he shed tears of joy and excitement, "If there is an afterlife, there will be no iris." This iris is said to be the name of the maid. Everyone else calls it Peony, Rose, Begonia and Rose. It's so grand, but the ugly maid's name is Iris. Before it blooms, it's just a bunch of weeds. In short, the prince made a good wish before he died, hoping not to see this girl in the next life. It's a pity that the king of hell didn't hear it. **** Scene 1: Real world A certain woman: Boss, please drink some water. Boss: Why is it hot? A certain woman: Boss, please drink cold water. Boss: No lemons? A certain woman: Boss, lemonade. Boss: No coffee? A certain woman: Boss, the coffee is here. Boss: Isn't it freshly ground? A certain woman: Boss, your freshly ground handmade coffee... (Gnashing teeth) Boss: Oh, leave it alone, I don't want to drink it now. **** Scene 2: Underworld The judge in Hades said that she was a scapegoat and had to pay debts for others. No matter how many ghost coins you burn, you can't pay this debt. I saw him smile "hehe", his brows were filled with joy, and the corners of his mouth could not help but grin, "You can't be reborn, so naturally you can't be a human being. Hurry up and go to the staff department to get an errand and work hard." "Why can't you be reborn?" The judge stared at the stupid woman in front of him, a little unhappy. He is the stubborn chief judge in the underworld who says he has iron teeth, bronze teeth, and is called a jade-faced little boy. In short, he has the final word, and he can judge life and death with just one sentence. Why are there so many? He turned around unhappily, he would not answer her, this man, if his mother-in-law was as noisy as that long-tongued ghost, it would be very damaging to his image. How could he break his precepts for a little girl with the handsome and cold face he had finally created? **** Scene 3: Datang (1) A certain prince: You are so brave, I just called you three times! Do you have to ask me to come and invite you in person? A certain maid: Back to the prince, the prince called me peony, crabapple, coriander, dogtail grass, not the name of the slave. A certain prince:... (2) A certain maid: Your lord, the master has been waiting in the study for a long time. A certain prince:... A certain maid: Your lord, the master has been waiting in the study for a long time. A certain prince:... A certain maid: Your lord, the master has been waiting in the study for a long time. A certain prince: Is this king deaf? If you shout so loudly, what's the point of me hiding here? Why don't you just invite Taifu here? ? Ah? ? A certain maid: Hello, Master. A certain prince:... Tutor: Your Majesty, we still have to attend this morning class. If it weren't for this... A certain maid: Return to Taifu, my maid, Liuli. Taifu: If Miss Iris hadn't shouted loudly every time, I really wouldn't have been able to find the prince. A certain maid: Your Majesty, you can get out of the water now. All the slaves' clothes were brought to the prince. A certain prince climbed out of the lotus pond with a gloomy look on his face.