Pick a Monster to Be Your Husband

[Warm and sweet pet article, clean body and mind, stronger women and stronger men, cute treasures and strange beasts. The writing style is joyful, welcome to the pit! ! ! When a pervert and a pervert get together and give birth to a little pervert, others will only have their self-esteem hurt and be abused. No matter who it is, everything they owe the family will be paid back a hundred times a thousand times! He thought he would walk alone in the dark until he died of poison, She has no one to trust in a strange world and can only be fully armed. A small milk bag tied the two together—— Thousand-year-old Bingshan has all kinds of emotions, teasing his wife has become his favorite hobby, and being jealous has become his best skill; The money-obsessed witch now has something to rely on for her coquettishness. Counting money and collecting bills is no longer her only pleasure, and getting people out of bed has become her daily job; The fragments of the artifact and the Five Elements Spiritual Beads are all in the bag! Bitch girls and scumbag men are all tortured to death! I have a spiritual pet in hand and I have medical skills. If the husband and wife join forces, where can the little nanny go! The Temple of Heaven is shrouded in fog, the Wangui Tomb is saved from danger, the Ice Cave is in danger, Qianshang Mountain has a narrow escape... The mystery of the country's subjugation, and the shocking conspiracy are all unveiled one by one under the hands of the perverted couple. {The introduction is incompetent, babies can go directly to the main text! ! ! } Small Theater 1 "Xi'er, is it so difficult to marry you..." Mo Yanjue's tone was a little low, like a coquettish one. "It's not difficult, just marry if you have money!" Su tide smiled treacherously. Mo Yanjue took out a brocade box and handed it to Su tide's hand, "This is the earth spirit bead. I offer the entire Lingyun Kingdom as a betrothal. I wonder if Xi'er is willing to marry?" The crystal-clear earth-yellow beads have a faint surging energy inside, and they are full of spiritual energy. At first glance, they are definitely extraordinary! Su tide accepted the brocade box with a smile, waved her sleeves, and said boldly—— "Married!" Small Theater 2 "Son, start sleeping in the side room tomorrow!" "I don't!" "Three boxes of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes" "I don't!" "Another meal at Fumanlou?" "I don't!" "Be obedient, men sleep on their own—" "Then why does daddy sleep with mother? Isn't daddy a man but a pretty boy?" "Force me to use my ultimate move! - I'll give you a sister!" "Deal!" "Good son——" "If you don't give me a sister in three days, go sleep in the side room!" "You little bastard! Even a hen can lay eggs that fast!" Small Theater 3 "Master, there are a lot of things going on right now, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to leave." "Are you going to pay for my wife's escape?" "Then please bring the lady over." "Are you going to apologize for being tired of my wife?" "I... I... I'd better help the master handle state affairs..."