Come into the Arms of the Immortal

One-sentence summary: He is the aloof Immortal of Yaochi, and she is an ordinary orphan on the road to ordinary cultivation of immortality. The two were not supposed to have any intersection, but in an accident, she accidentally saved him from falling among the flowers. Although he was blind, he could hear her soft and gentle tone, and he named her: Chu Yirong. Unexpectedly, when she went out to collect medicine, he had disappeared when she came back. In order to meet again, she resolutely embarked on the path of cultivating immortality. While he recovered from his wounds, he lost his memory in the human world and completely forgot about her. Let's talk about the long road of cultivating immortality. For Chu Yirong, who has no specialties and no background, how should he rise step by step? The answer is a keyword: pit! Dig into death! All in all, this is the story of a heroine who makes fun of scoundrels and cheats on their fathers, and takes two cheating spiritual pets who cheat people without paying for their lives to reach the highest peak of life. People in the world euphemistically call her a female hooligan. ---Fragment 1--- A certain city lord's mansion. "What are you doing?" The city lord of a certain city looked at the woman who was hugging his thigh like a koala hugging a tree with a dark look on her face. "Hold your thighs." A certain woman said matter-of-factly. "I'm asking you, why are you holding my thigh?" "Of course, hehehe." "..." A certain woman raised the corners of her lips and raised a devilish smile, her style of painting suddenly changing. "If you don't give me the Dragon Control Sword, I will hold your thigh like this without letting go. When your confidante comes over, I will hug you and shout: Dad, how can you abandon me and my mother? My brother is still at home waiting for you to eat, Dad..." ----Fragment 2---- A certain evildoer put on the clothes that had just been pulled up to his collarbone, and as expected, he saw the regretful look in the eyes of a certain lustful woman. The monster said amusedly: "What are you doing in my bed?" "Hehehe, let's sleep together tonight. I'm so scared of sleeping alone~" "Okay." "Ah?" A certain woman looked confused. How could she be so talkative today? "Come here, throw this female creature into the pig pen. Let her develop a relationship with those pigs tonight." "Ah, God, oh my god. I was wrong, I was really wrong, woo woo, I will never eat your tofu again, woo woo..." (Has been towed away) ----Fragment 3----- "Master, master, what are you doing?" "I'm thinking about life." "Are you thinking about life in front of a chicken leg? Could it be... You want to be a chicken... Ouch, oh, oh, I was wrong, master, I was wrong... Oh~ don't take off my clothes... Master, you are a pervert... Ahhhhh..." In the chaos, feathers were flying all over the sky. I believe it won't be long before a certain bird can regain its previous name - Bald Black! This article is one-on-one, the male and female protagonists are clean physically and mentally, there is no misunderstanding, and they support each other all the way. The world is full of strange things and strange things are rampant. What are you waiting for? Welcome to the pit~~~ Sprinkle flowers and collect~~~roll all over the floor~~~