He is very poor at studying.
He has a handsome face.
He said that he was very powerful, full of arrogance but also had endless sinister tendencies, narcissism and arrogance.
He has always had a wish.
Her Chinese is very poor.
She has an unpleasant green face.
Because she can't communicate with others, she always seems autistic and lonely, talks little and has a cold face.
She has always had a dream.
However... The above scenario is purely fictitious.
Sometimes they merge together and do things that harm others but do not benefit themselves.
Sometimes they are funny and silly, and go further and further down the road of committing suicide.
Whether they are leaving or reuniting, they can always read the reluctance in each other's eyes; whether they are accompanying or missing each other, they all say that who can easily stay together for a lifetime, praying that all their youth will be safe and sound.
Funny once
A certain man said that Miss Tang was not gentle enough. The scene when she competed with other people's girlfriends to prove that she was a manly woman was like this:
Referee: "Have you ever touched a boy's face?"
Someone else's girlfriend: "Tathagata Palm."
"Have you ever held a boy's hand?"
"Arm wrestling."
"Have you ever touched a boy's head?"
"Bounce the brain."
"So have you ever done anything sneaky with a boy?"
"I cheated on seven subjects in a row in the exam, that one is so worried, oh my god!"
"Okay, insightful." The referee turned to a certain woman: "What about you, Xiaoxiao?"
"Female in gender, ethnically Han."
No matter how to pick it up, there was no way to pick it up. Everyone was convinced and Tang Xiao won this round.
Funny twice
A certain man snatched Miss Tang's password-protected photo album and asked her to see her ex-boyfriend, the lover of her dreams. Miss Tang had no choice but to reveal the password due to his power.
"Yppmlyppbbppppb."
A certain man was stunned: "Are you crazy? Say it again."
"A flat bowl of noodles, bake a flat bowl of cake, the cake touches the basin, the basin touches the cake!"
"..." A certain man silently opened the photo album and did not dare to fool around anymore.
What a joke, what can you say to someone who has become obsessed with practicing Mandarin Chinese?
Funny three times
Years have passed and things have changed, but Miss Tang, a certain man, is still as stupid as ever.
"Who is it?"
When he came home and knocked on the door, the soft voice that came from his home dispelled his fatigue, and his energy instantly became brighter: "Me!"
... Five minutes passed, and a certain man couldn't wait to dial the phone in the living room: "Why don't you open the door? I saw you watching TV."
"Huh? Is that you? I heard a dog barking just now when I asked who it was."
"..."
The future is long, no matter how long it is, I still have expectations to accompany you until this story is finished.
The introduction is incompetent and the content is wonderful. The body and mind are clean and one-on-one, and the warmth, romance and warmth will be carried out to the end. I will love you without regrets!