Sir, Please Don't Burn Me in Red Wine

Yu Jin thought that if he had children in the future, he would tell them a story like this: a little carp acted chivalrously, but was beaten back to its original shape by an unscrupulous Taoist priest! Alas, the world is declining! But how can any Taoist priest look like a fish or a wild goose and still have flowers on his forehead? Then he hugged his thighs and said: "This young master who is like a flower and a jade, we are born from the same roots. Why are we so anxious to get along with each other?" But the guy asked Shi Ran and said, "Where did the fried fish come from? It was obviously me who fried you. Oh, fried fish is so unpalatable. I always like to eat healthy food, so why don't you braise it in braised fish?" The little carp's eyes darkened, and he trembled and cried: "I am a pure and innocent fish! I firmly resist the practice of pickling before putting it in the pot! It comes and goes clean! We must keep our innocence in the world! In! Human! World!" The guy was so happy that he laughed so hard that he took out a pair of knives and forks from the sleeves of his robe, "Oh, it looks like it's suitable for making sashimi..." After that, the little carp met a handsome little cabbage boy in white clothes and a clear moon. He wanted to imitate the previous demon and seduce the phoenix, but the man took out his sword and put it on her neck with a righteous look, "Quickly catch the little demon!" The little carp wanted to cry, but finally met a fellow member of the demon world. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be a fox who loves to eat fish~! So the little carp began its long journey to escape the fate of being eaten... Later, her youngest son blinked and said, "Mom, this little carp is so pitiful. What happened next?" Yu Jin held his forehead and sighed, "Later, then I got you..." "…………"