The New Biography of Guo Jia

Guo Jia was thrilled to see all the readers gathered together and wanted to hold a meeting...

“Look at other people who transmigrate. They turn refrigerators and TVs into computers, or make bombs out of soap. But I don’t know how to do any of that. I just transmigrated into Guo Jia, the Three Kingdoms’ greatest strategist. At least he’s famous, so I’m satisfied. Besides, the Guo Jia of this era is still traveling and learning. He doesn’t whore, gamble, or do drugs, so he probably won’t die as young as the historical Guo Jia... And I know the Thirty-Six Stratagems, so I can help Old Cao conquer a kingdom...”

“...”

“Uh... I’m no coward. I’m helping Old Cao. Dian Wei and I are sworn brothers, and Lu Bu is my buddy!”

“...”

“Okay, follow me... I was a visiting tutor to Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong. I played the Three Kingdoms’ civil and military officials so thoroughly they didn’t know which way was north. I even gave Ju Shou and Shen Pei some castor beans... What’s that? You want to try some too? Sure... Castor beans are like chocolate: eat one, and you’ll want another...”

A different Three Kingdoms, a different The New Legend of Guo Jia. Stay tuned...