Peach Blossoms Still Smile in the Spring Breeze

The puppy said to the kitten: Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket? The kitten said: If you guessed it right, will you give it to me? The puppy nodded: Well, if you guess it correctly, I'll give you two pieces! The kitten swallowed and said: I guess five yuan! Then, the puppy smiled and put the candy into the kitten's hand and said: I still owe you three yuan. Not sadomasochistic, slightly funny, and slightly heartwarming.