What? Traveled through time? She's still a witch, so great!
What does a witch do?
A witch must wear very little no matter spring, summer, autumn or winter. That is called sexy.
The witch has to grasp both money and power with both hands. That's called cleverness.
A witch is surrounded by countless beautiful men who let her have all sorts of sexual pleasures. That is called domineering.
Witches are all kinds of unrestrained and dissolute, that's called personality.
A witch may not have any skills, but she must know how to cause trouble and trouble people.
A witch can have no ambition, but she must be weak when strong and strong when weak.
The witch can have no personality, but she must be shameless and stalk her.
There is no lower limit for a seductress, but she must know how to eat, drink, have fun and charm men.
Han Suwen swore to God that he would live up to expectations and become a qualified witch!
Characters:
Gu Jueyan: He has a stern face, is dressed in white clothes, is withdrawn by nature, and is extremely indifferent. He is the owner of the No. 1 Village in the world and the richest man in the dynasty. He is a god-like existence, but he only dotes on a certain wild little girl and is completely obedient to her.
Shangguan Xuanyue: The seventh prince of the dynasty, he is dashing, possesses astonishing talents, is full of conspiracies, and wants to rule the world. He is arrogant and confident, but only treats a certain shameless woman in a different light.
Duan Qianmo: The down-and-out prince of the Northern Jin Dynasty, a sinister young master, stern and unsmiling, but he only cared deeply about a weak and incompetent woman.
Han Suwen: A heroine who is savage, domineering, lazy, shameless, funny, nasty, afraid of death, cowardly, and has a bad personality and temper. Her advantages...
Gu Yunying: A graceful beauty who has read the poems and books of sages and is both civilized and martial. Her smile is her signature, but she despises her only when facing a certain woman.
Early summer: The former number one killer is now the personal maid of someone who is as thick-skinned as the city walls.
Shot one:
A certain woman, wearing a sexy nap, reached out and fiddled with her long hair a few times. She thought she was extremely sexy and then pushed open the door of a certain man's room.
Lift your hips, twist your shoulders, shrug your shoulders, make an "S" shape, pout your lips, and make a Monroe look.
A certain man with a paralyzed face ignored it.
Catwalk walked to the desk and laid his upper body on the desk, exposing his career line.
A man with facial paralysis wrapped him in clothes.
The slender legs crossed the table and sat on the thigh without giving up.
A certain man picked him up and threw him out of the room.
Shot two:
One day, it was windy and snowy.
A certain woman was sitting barefoot on homemade Tatami mats and eating iced bayberry soup.
A paralyzed man walked in and took a look, and immediately put a woman's feet into his arms to warm them.
A certain woman looked at a certain handsome man with a paralyzed face and said shamelessly, "My mouth is also cold, please warm it up."
So, the whole room was shy, and a certain thick-skinned maid watched it silently.
Shot three:
A certain woman was crying and howling all kinds of things because of dysmenorrhea.
A man with facial paralysis calmly massaged his lower abdomen while looking at the account book in his hand.
"Go down a little, oh, go down, go down..." A woman howled in a voice that she thought was in ecstasy.
Realizing the strangeness, the facially paralyzed man finally looked at a certain woman.
A certain woman thought to herself: With those eyes burning with infatuation, you wish you could have me right away, right? Haha…
"You can't have sex during menstruation." A paralyzed man said coldly, silently massaging his hands through a layer of clothes.
A certain woman had a black face, kicked and punched her, while a certain man with facial paralysis endured silently and continued to massage her.
A certain woman was weak and gasping for air. She was so angry that she pounced on her and bit her neck.