My Shameless Master Is a Cunning Demoness

“What the hell! That good-for-nothing became the greatest treasure master under heaven? Gods, gouge my eyes out!”

“Stop her! She’s about to turn every treasure in the Treasure Pavilion into her own! She’s a thief! Aaaaaah!”

From then on, the ugliest good-for-nothing in Luochuan City stunned the world and began to shine!

What is she best at?

Luring treasures! Summoning divine beasts! Calling the wind and summoning the rain! Does that count?

Infuriating people without paying for it! Recruiting little brothers and sisters! Does that count?

She won’t go out of her way to provoke anyone, but if anyone provokes her, she won’t stop until she’s stripped away ten layers of their skin!

Her astonishing talent takes her step by step to the pinnacle of martial arts, making her famous throughout the world.

What will happen when a dark and cunning heroine who can infuriate people to death meets an absolutely devious, supremely skilled, outrageously flamboyant master? The answer is

Absolutely explosive! Absolutely bonkers! Absolutely hilarious!

[This is a humorous, lighthearted story about an adorable spirit pet. It’s an upgraded version of the scheming romance in Genius Son and Black-Bellied Mother, with no angst and just one couple!]

[Highlights]

Scene One: Cunning Jialan

Exam question: “Name one of the eight young masters of Haotian. If you met one of them, what spiritual art would you use to defeat him?”

Jialan: “Ice spear hard, chrysanthemum in pieces, the eight young masters, scattered on their knees!”

The whole place fell silent in an instant, with only the cold wind howling…

A certain man’s backside clenched violently, and he was overcome by the urge to kill!

Scene Two: The Bewitching Master

“Little Lanlan, if you want to tell me you adore me, you can be a little more subtle. There’s no need to be so brazen! A young lady shouldn’t show off her bottom. It’s not proper!” A certain man then looked at his younger brother, whose face was half-covered by Jialan’s backside. “Second Brother, you too. You saw her showing her bottom and didn’t stop her? You even helped her pull her clothes aside… Tsk, tsk. You haven’t inherited a single bit of my fine character!”

Oh, gods! Please, just take this bewitching menace away!

“What am I supposed to give you in return for such a wonderful gift?” The man thought for a moment. “I know! How about I return the favor and show you my backside? Don’t be shy! Not just anyone gets to see it.”

Gods, if you won’t take this menace away, then just take me instead!

Scene Three: Proud Jialan

“Wait.” Jialan frowned and dug a finger in her ear. “What did you just say?”

Disciplinary Elder: “I said you won! Aren’t you satisfied?”

“Not that. The part after that!” Jialan insisted.

“You must be over the moon. A hideous girl like you has finally flown up a branch and become Young Master Chu’s study companion. You should be grateful for the blessing you’ve been granted!”

“I heard you right, didn’t I? I won the martial arts contest, and I still have to be someone’s study companion?” Jialan shook her head like a rattle drum and declared, “I refuse to be a study companion!”

Everyone present froze, their mouths hanging open as they silently mouthed something like, “Huh?” in disbelief.

Scene Four: The Shameless Master

“Little Lanlan, I’m injured. I’m about to die.” A certain man pulled open his collar, revealing a broad expanse of fair, rosy skin in a seductive tableau of a handsome man reclining on a couch.

“Really? You look pretty healthy to me!” Jialan glanced at his open collar.

“It’s my final rally!”

“This is your tenth final rally this month.” Jialan’s forehead was lined with exasperation.

“Yes, I keep dying and coming back to life, then coming back to life and dying again. I’ve had it so hard!” The man stroked her little hand and gazed at her tenderly. “Little Lanlan, my only regret in life is that I couldn’t leave the X family an heir. Once I’m gone, the X family line will die out. My sins are grave!”

“What am I supposed to do about it?” Jialan rolled her eyes. What did she care?

“I know this is a little awkward, but you’re the only woman here. I’ll just have to make do. You can carry on the X family line for me.”

Recommended completed works by the author:

http://www.xxsy.net/info/349059.html Genius Son and Black-Bellied Mother (a black-bellied romance in the same series)

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