Double Power+Gourmet+Cute Baby+Spiritual Beast
The female boss traveled through time and became a country woman with no meat. Her house leaked, her rice jar was empty, and there was a sallow-faced and skinny bun beside her who called her mother. The most annoying thing is that she gave birth to a child out of wedlock. Those who called her a slut could go around the village for weeks.
I can't go back, I can only grit my teeth and make money to raise my children, forage game in the mountains to fill my stomach, discover space, plant spiritual fruits, elixirs, cultivate pearls and gems, have vast hectares of fertile land, make a fortune in gold and silver, and make an abandoned wife turn over and blind the world. , Tell those who scolded her to go to hell, and the father of the child who killed a thousand swords. He stayed wherever it was cool. If you want to recognize the child, you must first kneel on the washboard, then get a few sticks and feather dusters, pay alimony, atonement money, and then...
About sleeping
A certain woman: "There is only one bedroom in the house. There are separate rooms for men and women. You sleep here."
A certain man frowned: "It's so messy, is it a place for people to sleep?"
A certain woman said: "It's really not a place for people to sleep. This used to be a donkey shed."
A certain man has a black face...
About recognizing father
A certain man: "Tongtong, I am your father."
A certain treasure: "If you want to be my father, you must first pay one hundred thousand taels of silver."
The attendant immediately handed over a banknote worth one hundred thousand taels, "My young master, please accept it."
A certain man: "Tongtong, can you call me daddy?"
A certain treasure: "No."
A certain man: "?"
A certain treasure crossed his little hands: "Mother said that you have a black heart, black lungs, irresponsibility, and abandoned your wife and children. Therefore, these 100,000 taels of silver are your atonement fee, plus alimony."
A certain father was embarrassed: "Tongtong, how can you accept your father?"
A certain treasure: "Has mother forgive you?"
A certain man was mourning: "No."
A certain treasure: "Kneel on the washboard, get slapped with a feather duster, it's your choice. As long as mother forgives you, I will call you daddy."
A certain man: "..."
I have a dad so I can enjoy the cool weather
Attendant: "Sir, the young prince has given the emperor an invincible itching powder."
A certain master said casually: "Well, go and tell the emperor that as a king, cousin, you must know how to be humble and care for your younger brother."
Attendant Khan: "Master..."
A certain man: "What else can I do?"
Attendant: "The young prince has released poisonous snakes and scorpions in the Queen Mother's Palace."
A certain man: "Oh! Is the old witch dead? If she is, please deliver a coffin for me."
The attendant fainted: "Master... There is one more thing. The young prince said that your father is not qualified for his job. He wants to choose a husband for the princess again. The notice has been sent out."
A certain man was angry: "Why are you still bothering me? Hurry up and withdraw the post."
The attendants cried and ran wildly...
No one commented. It must not look good!