The Art of Winning a Wife: Spoiling the Wicked Concubine

Rumor has it: The legitimate daughter of the Mu family is arrogant and overbearing, sharp-tongued and spiteful, bullies her half-sister, has no morals, and flouts all convention. Mu Yunxi snaps: Pah! That's all lies! A certain man fumes: Who dares say that about my wife? They've got a death wish! Someone, drag them out and execute them! My wife is clearly gentle and virtuous, the most virtuous wife there is. She's nothing like that! Everyone: Pah! Get out of here. A henpecked husband has no right to speak. In short, this is a story about an utterly doting couple who join forces to crush scumbags and expose the mastermind behind them. The proper synopsis goes like this: Jun Mochen did everything wrong in his previous life, then, by a twist of fate, was reborn. In this life, Jun Mochen swears to devote everything he has to protecting his Xi'er. But his wife won't accept his sincere devotion! Jun Mochen's motto: If the mountain won't come to me, I'll go to the mountain! Only in the end does he discover that his wife is no ordinary woman. His wife is too formidable. What should he do? Help! Anyone there?!!! *****It actually started like this***** “Xi'er, marry me. I'll make sure no one ever bullies you. You'll have the best food and drink, and you can do whatever you want.” A certain man grinned roguishly, waving a jade-handled fan as he struck a pose so flamboyant it was practically begging to be punched. Mu Yunxi couldn't hold back. Mu Yunxi gave him a faint smile, then... “Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam...” After giving him a thorough beating, she said, “The best food and drink? With that face of yours attracting every woman around, I bet what I'll smell most is the scent of rouge. Disgusting.” Then she dusted off her hands and walked away. A battered, pig-faced man was left lying on the ground, tears streaming down his face as he pondered: My wife is way too fierce. I need to train harder. *****And later, it went like this***** “Today, I'm going to assert my authority as a husband.” He rolled up his sleeves and got ready to make his move. Everyone eagerly waited to see how their prince would assert his authority as a husband! But this was what happened... “Wifey, I was wrong. Please, be kind and open the door so I can come in. It's cold out here.” Playing the poor, adorable victim is shameful, Your Highness. Do you know that? Everyone collapsed, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over! P.S. Crushing scumbags is a must, doting on her exclusively is a given, and being formidable goes without saying. The principle: One partner for life, absolutely no prior relationships, and absolute devotion!