Introduction to the mediocre version:
Luo Yu died in frustration. Her soul was filled with resentment and could not cross the River Styx. She traveled in various parallel worlds with her inexplicably acquired powerful force, desperately trying to conquer her failed past lives one after another. She used facts to prove that 'karma will be rewarded in the end'.
Because he is not good at words, he responds to violence with violence.
Introduction to the version of the funny duo:
This is a violent romance in which the male protagonist digs holes for the female protagonist to fill.
Qiandu: An outstanding man only uses his brain but not his hands.
Luo Yu: I like to use my hands rather than my brain.
Qiandu: Don't be impatient. Once I've laid out the situation and dug the hole, you can start the abuse.
Luo Yu: Well, if you don't hurry up, my hands are itchy again.
Crow: Mr. Du, why was Du Niang (Luo Yu) so unlucky that she died of oppression in every life after living so many lives?
Qiandu: Because she is the reincarnation of White Lotus.
Crow: ...(Sudden realization).
Qiandu: That's why I had the opportunity to dig a hole for her to avenge her (a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes).
Luo Yu: Qiandu, you have extradited so many souls, why are you so special to me (blushing).
Qiandu: Of course it's because of the strong bond that cannot be dissolved. (Eye with deep affection, inner OS: It's not because you were so stupid back then that shocked people)
Luo Yu: (punches hard) Do you think I believe it?
Qiandu: (flyed by PIA) Actually, I want to tell you that my other name is Lei Feng.
Qiandu: This article is about to go through. The male and female protagonists are 1v1. The female protagonist has many men, but every one of them is me (Dese). The female protagonist is tough and straightforward, while the male protagonist loves to pretend to be a pig. Sometimes he is pampered and sometimes abused, it all depends on Mr. Du's mood. There is only one goal - to turn the black white lotus into my Du Niang.
Luo Yu: Is everything you said true? (Grinding one's fists)
Qiandu: Of course, no. In this article, she is sometimes pampered and sometimes abused, all depending on Du Niang's mood.
Luo Yu: That's pretty much it.
Crow: I'm just a pet crow.
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