The 21st century underworld queen Guo Xiaoxian, her phone ran out of battery at a critical moment? Break it into pieces! Hey, she has such a bad temper! Blue electric current spreads all over my body, and black smoke comes out of my head... Damn, you can even lie to me about your mobile phone these days!
Once he traveled through time, he became the notorious prince of Prince An, who disguised himself as a man. He actually lay on the roof and peeked at the beautiful man? Where is the handsome man? Show me? What, it was blocked by the sedan curtain? Punch on the window edge, roll in front of the handsome man and show off...
The well-known Prince of War in Ziyuan Continent had just returned from the war. When he saw a certain girl in front of him who was showing off, he couldn't bear it anymore and slapped her away... Damn! A certain woman who was shot away yelled: I and you are at odds with each other! The next day, carrying a butcher's knife, he shouted in front of Prince Chen's Mansion, "Come out, I haven't pretended enough yet!"
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[Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian? Silly, I can't tell the difference!
"Close the door and relax!" A man's domineering and arrogant voice sounded.
What? A certain fake man glared at him angrily, he had no human rights! I had no choice but to succumb to others and was about to release myself...
"Wow!" A certain handsome string appeared, and Guan Xiaoxian twitched the corner of her mouth...
What? The one who slapped me away is next door to me?
Seeing the two mansions, Guan Xiaoxian unconsciously thought that the one that looked more awesome belonged to her. As soon as she stepped in, she heard a maid grabbing her thigh and crying heartbreakingly: "Your Majesty, Prince An's Palace is over here, and Prince Chen's Palace over there is!"
What? Carrying a butcher's knife to settle accounts, where is she? I slap Master Fei in the face, how can I continue to show off in the future?
Quack, quack, quack, King Chen wants to commit suicide
"Sir," Chu Yechen was discussing with Chu Chenxuan the issue of cooperation with Tianzhao Kingdom. A secret guard came to report, his legs were shaking constantly, and he was ready to retreat at any time: "Today, for some reason, hundreds of notes were scattered in Prince Chen's palace. It was written... It was written..."
His sharp brows furrowed, and a hint of impatience flashed across his stern face: "Nian!"
He spoke tremblingly: "Quack, quack, quack, King Chen wants to commit suicide. He didn't hear the screams, but Wei heard the pull of the thick rope." He raised his head and glanced at the unresponsive King Chen, and continued to read: "Ask the king if he is stupid, and why he committed suicide. King Chen is not stupid, and King Chen is not stupid. No answer. Yesterday, I saw a beautiful man. He was not as handsome as me, and he was not as good as him. I decided to commit suicide. Finally, there was a trace of anger on Chen Wang's face, and he said directly: "Read the end!"
A certain secret guard's legs trembled and he said: "I have lived together for ten years in this world, and I don't know that King Chen is a pervert. The madman kicked his feet on the ground, the idiot's eyes were closed tightly, and the two of them walked side by side. Who can say that I am abnormal?" After saying that, Sayazi was about to run, only to feel a huge internal force coming: "Find out who it is, I will let him know the price of angering me!"
This article is funny and crazy and has no sense of morality. They are a couple for life. The heroine keeps pretending but always fails. The hero pretends to be invisible and does not know it. Plus, there are two buns and one. The male and female partners are good-looking, touching and vivid, with tears flowing down the face. The author is beautiful, gentle and has a high IQ (ah! Spare your life, don't fight!). Readers are desperate to jump into the trap!