The Cute Little Wife Who Amuses Mr. Bi Mo

She is a silly girl with a cute and silly attitude and a long reflex arc; Wrong, wrong, wrong! None of this is true, it's actually true! She is the king of agents who is free and uninhibited, cold-blooded, beautiful and intelligent. He is a mysterious emperor in the military world who is graceful, noble, cold and bloodthirsty, and proud of all things. A deceptive first encounter inadvertently led to the intersection of two parallel lines, but it turned out to be a game of conquest and counter-conquest. Did she conquer him first, or did he kidnap her first? …·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…· Plot one: A certain man once made a certain girl angry and she ignored him. The certain man became anxious and wanted to call a certain girl. He was afraid that she would not reply and he was embarrassed, so he had to send her a text message. A certain woman suddenly received a text message. When she opened it, it read: "The one on the mountain is a wild boar. The one who reads this message is a stupid pig. The one who laughs is a stupid pig. The one who is angry is a fat pig. The one who ignores me is a dead pig. The one who doesn't reply is worse than a pig." A certain woman: "..." …·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…· Plot two: One day, a certain man was training his group of new recruits. He was full of momentum and wanted to leave a good image for these new recruits. A certain man: "Hello, comrades!" Recruit Danzi: "Hello, boss!" A certain man: "All gays have tanned!" Recruit Danzi: "The boss is even darker!" …·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…· Plot three: Finally, a certain man couldn't bear it any longer and summoned up the courage to ask a certain woman: "What kind of boy do you like?" A certain girl thought for a while and said, "Hmm~ I'm in love." When a certain man asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly: "Can't it be done with a flatter head?" A certain woman "..." A certain man refused to give up: "Then I'll introduce you to a handsome guy!" A certain woman: "Say." A certain man: "This man is handsome and handsome. He studied literature at the age of three and practiced martial arts at the age of seven. He knows astronomy and geography at the top and trivial matters at the bottom. Whenever he goes out for a walk, he often makes beautiful women look back and handsome men jump off buildings. He is kind-hearted, amiable, helpful, and has many good deeds. His advantages are as numerous as the endless river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control. He is extremely talented. A certain woman: "..." …·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…·…· All in all, this is a deceptive story about a cute secret agent girl who is deceived and abducted by a shady and funny man to take out and eat her. (Shuangqiang + Shuangjie + Darkness + Funny + Dedicated Love + Doting Article)