The Astonishing Poison Princess: The Female Chancellor Returns

*Serious Version* That year, her “dear little sister” was abandoned at the border and sold into slavery. She brought her into the Prime Minister’s residence, and even gave her a good husband, a place in the imperial harem, and a life of freedom. That year, she was at the end of her rope. All four of her limbs were crippled, her parents had been murdered, and she was imprisoned in a freezing wasteland. Then her “dear little sister” suddenly appeared, only to force her to swallow poison. Her soul returns, and she is reborn. She is no longer the white lotus everyone can bully, nor a kind and cowardly saint! She is now the grim reaper of the “sisters who love each other deeply”! If anyone stands in her way, she will kill them! If a god blocks her, she will slay that god! Everyone who has wronged her will pay in blood! She plans each step and strikes back by winning hearts! But when the clouds part, she discovers a shocking secret hidden in the Prime Minister’s residence: It turns out she did not lose her previous life to her “dear sister,” but to another close family member. *Lighthearted Version* On the surface, she is cold and aloof, but good food and handsome men make her drool. He is a natural “tsundere.” To win his beloved’s favor, he claims an empire stretching thousands of miles and gathers the finest food in the land... He even accepts the reputation of being attracted to men, gathering handsome men around him, all to put an end to her sneaking bites. She: “They’re...?” He: “Mine!!” She: “Can I just take a look?” He: “I’m handsome too. You can do whatever you like to me, and I won’t mind.” *Tsundere Men Are the Hardest to Deal With* She once thought tsundere men were easy to handle, but she ended up giving him her whole life. A certain foolish prince: “Will you be the mother of my child?” Chen Xinli: “Sure! A free child, and I get to be a mother for free... Where did he go?” A certain foolish prince: “I mean... I want you to give birth to that child.” Chen Xinli: “Then why would the child be yours?” A certain foolish prince: “Because I have three thousand chefs in front of me and three thousand handsome men behind me!!” Chen Xinli: “Fine! Let’s get married on an auspicious day!” He thinks she is aloof and hard to approach, but he never expects her to grope him, act shamelessly, and deny everything. “Xinli, I really like you.” “Thanks. I really like myself too.” * “Xinli, you stole my heart, so you have to take responsibility.” “Sorry, I never take responsibility for the men I’ve slept with.” [This story follows the principle of one devoted couple for life, with indulgent, domineering, and wicked pampering, every kind of doting! No mistresses, no misunderstandings, and both leads are devoted in body and heart. **Come on in without worry!**]