Prince, Please Respect Yourself

A slanderous man VS a vicious-tongued woman, both physically and mentally clean. If you like it, please click—— [Introduction to the male version] Gu Wuhuan, the king of Yunruo County, is also a close disciple of the No. 1 Poison Doctor in the world. Rumor has it that the young master is unhappy, has a crazy heart, looks like a monster, and has a heart like a snake or a scorpion. ◆———————————— "Wu Huan, just let me be yours." In the kitchen, the eldest daughter of the Taiwei poured a packet of medicinal powder into the chicken soup, turned around and was startled - "Gentle and fragrant? This medicine is really not that good. The onset period is long and slow, and a dip in cold water can solve the problem. Do you need to change to something more powerful? For example, Qiqi Ecstasy or Spring Breeze Ninth Degree, it will definitely give you a dream of love without trace. If you are an acquaintance, it will be 10% off. It doesn't matter if I lose some." Gu Wuhuan's tone was three parts gentle and part smile. The other person took a step back and looked at him with horrified eyes. … Three days later, the Taiwei's eldest daughter cried, made trouble, and hanged herself at home, vowing to marry a secret guard of the county prince. … From then on, there were more interesting things happening in the imperial city. All the noble girls who tried to marry Prince Li ended up marrying his subordinates... [Introduction to the female protagonist version] "Do you think you are great because you are the prince? Do you think you are the Tathagata Buddha who shines brightly and all women should surround you? You have the word 'scumbag' on your forehead, and you still have the nerve to say love to me? A scumbag like you should tie a kite and go out during thunderstorms, and let the power of thunder and lightning send you back to the furnace to be remade! Get out of here, covered with stars and moon." ◆———————————— Feng Shining, a modern senior agent, died on the job and was reborn as the unpopular second lady of the Rongguo Palace. Everyone he encountered was scum, so he showed his crazy nature to the fullest. "Fourth sister, you will never expect how good my medical skills are. I can make you quickly forget that you were a fool." "Wait a minute! When have I ever been stupid?" "You see, haven't you forgotten?" [Crazy short clip] The two of them were dining in a restaurant. Feng Shining accidentally caught a glimpse of a gentle and handsome man who was as warm as the spring breeze. He smiled at the handsome man and said inadvertently: "Come to the bowl~" The next day, at the same place again, Feng Shining was eating and felt that the meat in the bowl tasted a bit strange, so she couldn't help but complain to Gu Wuhuan. Gu Wuhuan's face was expressionless, "I've got him into your bowl, are you still not satisfied?" Feng Shining realized it later and ran out of the restaurant to vomit. Little did she know that it was actually just a bowl of marinated venison. With infinite guilt for the gentle and handsome man, he returned to the restaurant and wielded the machete: "Gu Wuhuan, I will fight with you!" * This article is a special pet article! Lovers of pet literature and pervert lovers can jump into this trap. The highlight of this article: Everyone is crazy, but the male protagonist is the worst~ If you don't like it, don't squirt, just kiss me. Strong men and strong women are clean, one on one~