The Lazy Concubine Is Poisonous

"Are you sure you're going to die? I'll marry you! I have to marry you!" Wen Nuan, a doctor of modern Chinese medicine, is good at making poisons and experiments on death. She traveled through time and became the eldest daughter of the general's palace. From then on, she never left the house or took a step out. She stayed in her yard every day, reading books and sunbathing, eating and waiting to die. Jun Yihan, God bless the prince with all the power in the world and great achievements in the field. During the war between the two countries, he "mistakenly fell" into the enemy's trap. He was seriously injured and could not recover and vomited blood every day. The queen mother of the dynasty wanted him to have served the country and had no children, so she specially married the eldest daughter of the general's palace as a concubine, not only to make him better, but also to preserve a bloodline in case of emergency. According to the imperial edict, she was very satisfied to marry him, just waiting for him to die, inherit his property, occupy his palace, and live her lazy life with peace of mind from then on; he had no objection to marrying her, it was just a lazy job, and as long as it didn't cause trouble for him, it was just a pig for his palace, no big deal. Ran "Why aren't you dead yet?" Half a month after the wedding. "He's not dead yet!" One month after the wedding. "God, please accept this man quickly." Two months after the marriage. Fragment one: "Really dead?" She suppressed the ecstasy in her heart and carefully confirmed to the messenger. "Yes." "Ah, my lord, how could you just go? How can you live as a wife if you go and stay..." She ran and howled, opened the door and rushed towards the handsome man lying on the bed. She buried her face in his chest and cried "heartbreakingly", but her fingertips quietly caught his pulse. There was no pulse under his fingers and no heartbeat in his ears. Ha, he was indeed dead. She was so happy that she cried even more "sadly", "Ah, husband, please don't die. You also promised to accompany your wife to see the peach blossoms in March next year. You..." "Really?" The man, who had his eyes closed, put his hand around her waist and turned her around to press her down, his eyes flashing with a teasing smile, "If that's the case, then I, the king, will not die." Fragment two: "Your Majesty, there are several wedding teams coming from outside the palace saying that they want to... Marry the princess." "Order the archers to prepare and shoot them all." "But... And...." "Do you want me to say it a second time?" These white-eyed wolves, they dare to covet the white, tender and tender pigs raised by his palace, which are delicious and delicious. They are really in trouble. However, when did this stupid pig provoke these white-eyed wolves? The more the beautiful prince thought about it, the angrier he became. No, he had to let the pig give him a litter of piglets quickly. It would be up to them to see if they would still fight for it! P that S: This article is written in a light-hearted style, so if you are not a novice, you are welcome to jump in!