The Ultimate Madwoman Rules the Nine Heavens

She was once a powerhouse in the financial world, decisive and ruthless, and she had never lost. Then she transmigrated and fell from the heights to the depths, becoming a little beggar in a garbage heap. She looked up at the sky and lamented, “Does it have to be this bad? Now your girl has to beg for a living?” On the Continent of Light, the tides of fortune shifted. She was the only good-for-nothing in the Xuanyuan clan. A good-for-nothing? Who dares call me that? She curled her lips slightly. “Do you know what it means to be loved by everyone, to make flowers bloom and cars blow their tires when you pass by?” With eyes as blue as the sea and robes fluttering in the wind, she looked down upon the world and roamed freely across mountains and seas. When the good-for-nothing awakened, when fate turned, she captured divine beasts, exterminated vicious ones, seized divine artifacts, and strengthened the Xuanyuan clan. Step by step, she rose to glory. Her cultivation talent was unmatched, and her speed left everyone far behind. When the name Xuanyuan Yutian resounded across the world, when an immortal legend began to unfold, she stood atop the mountains and couldn't help asking, “Who is the good-for-nothing now?” There is no angst in this story. What will happen when an outrageously strong woman meets a scheming handsome man, and an eccentric divine artifact meets an adorable beast? The heroine is strong, but the hero is even stronger! Team One: Adorable Beast + Wild Woman + Goofy Guy “Mom!” A gorgeous little boy with purple hair and emerald eyes ran over on his short legs. With a resounding slap, he landed on the ground. “How many times have I told you? Call me Mom at home and Sis when we're out! I'm sixteen this year!” the young woman said, bending over and completely ignoring his innocent eyes. “What about me?” a certain man asked, sidling up with a shameless grin. “You? Call me Sis at home and Mom when we're out,” she said, tilting her head and giving him a sidelong glance. Team Two: Beautiful Divine Artifact + Eccentric Master A breeze swept across the still surface of the lake, stirring a faint ripple. A mirror half a person's height stood facing the water, tilting this way and that as it admired its reflection. Flowers adorned its frame, and a wreath rested across its top. “Beautiful lady, are you taken?” Yutian leaned forward to ask. “No. Please call me the Beauty Mirror. I belong only to myself.” The mirror slowly turned around, and a clear, melodious voice came from within. “Oh? Miss Beauty Mirror, do you like handsome men?” Yutian asked with a smile. “Handsome men? I like them.” The voice sounded again, and the mirror swayed. “Then tell me, is he handsome?” Yutian grabbed the man beside her. He quickly caught on and even gave the mirror a flirtatious wink. “Handsome, very handsome!” The mirror's surface shimmered as the Beauty Mirror grew terribly excited. “Become my master, and I'll marry him to you. What do you say?” Yutian coaxed, winking at the mirror as if to say, You know what I mean. The man beside her narrowed his eyes at the woman who had just sold him off. “Are you serious?” the Beauty Mirror asked. “Of course. Isn't that right?” Yutian reached out and pinched the man's waist hard. He could only smile and nod.