Shura, the top thief in China, had a bad start and traveled to an unknown dynasty!
It was actually worn on the body of a well-known loser, idiot, and nymphomaniac in Beijing. It was not even cushioned!
A few gorgeous women said she was a loser?
The young Marquis who was once "obsessively in love" said she was a nymphomaniac?
Does your stepmother dare to say that she is useless?
But Su accidentally stole someone's heart one day, and a certain woman had a pitiful face: "Uncle Emma, can I give it back to you?"
A certain man had a cold face: If he captures the princess alive without any harm, he will be promoted to the third level and receive a reward of 1,000 yuan!
Looking at the countless black armors, a certain woman put a knife to her neck: Do I choose to die?
A certain man took out a piece of red jade from his arms without changing his expression, and said with a smile: "I'd rather have the jade broken!" Um?
A certain woman: You are so cruel!
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"Report! Your Majesty, the Queen's birthday gift, the Dongzhu Buddhist beads, has been stolen!"
A certain man: "Who did this?"
"The secret guard once saw the princess outside the warehouse!" In fact, he really wanted to say that he saw the princess go in!
Someone is wearing a facial mask and being a gentleman on the beam: scholar, stealing is not stealing!
A certain man had a dark face: Come down!
A certain woman: Open your arms!
If she didn't open her mouth, she would have to fall down accidentally!
A certain man caught it with a heartbeat!
A certain girl: If you don't rub into the arms of a handsome guy, it will be in vain!
A certain man looked at her with a pale face, and her face was as black as the bottom of a pot!
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Fragment three
"Report! Your Majesty, the little prince of Yexi Kingdom's Longquan sword is missing. He is furious!"
A certain man held up his forehead: Tell me!
"Princess went to the first sword!"
Mr. X: Got it, let's go down!
The secret guard was shocked. The princess wanted to melt the Longquan furnace, so she didn't care about it!
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Fragment four
"Your Majesty, the princess stole all the calligraphy treasures of the old Marquis from the Young Marquis' family. No, took them! They hung them in your study. She also moved the white jade, jasper, black jade, and red jade from the third prince's residence to Jiangyun Residence!"
A certain master held a wolf hair in his hand to outline the last stroke, and smiled evilly, "The princess is interested!"
"These are all stolen..." Isn't that so shameless!
A certain man: Huh?
"The young marquis and the third prince are rushing to the mansion!"
"I'm not here!" After a certain master said that, he strode towards Jiangyunju!
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