Wife, We Can't Live Our Lives

She is rogue, philandering, lustful, eloquent, cynical, strategizing, and winning from thousands of miles away! He is shy, blushing, virtuous, sewing, washing and cooking, as bright as the bright moon, unparalleled in the world! Ever since Zhao Liudao lived with Liu Qi, his sullen and withdrawn temperament would appear and go berserk from time to time! He felt that he couldn't live this life! First, don't mind the dead man's arm you see in the rice vat. Second, never mind the dead head you see next to your pillow. Third, never mind what day the pot is boiling not pork, but human corpses. Fourth, don't mind Liu Qi stretching out his hands at him from time to time! Since Liu Qi lived with Zhao Liudao, she felt that food, sex, and good advice were both good and kind. She often talked sweetly to a man like Zhao Liudao, touched his face and thighs, and lived a very happy life. First, remember to bind your chest in front of outsiders, but keep your chest open in front of Zhao Liudao. Second, remember to have integrity in front of outsiders. In front of Zhao Liudao... By the way, what is chastity? Third, you must not sleep or bathe with strangers. You can do thirty-six moves in front of Zhao Liudao. Fourth, remember that the essential medicine in life is frivolous Zhao Liudao! Snippet 1: The family has four walls and sleeps in the same bed. Zhao Liudao brought a bowl of water and placed it in the middle of the bed. Liu Qi: "What do you mean?" Zhao Liudao: "There is a difference between men and women!" Liu Qi: "Are you afraid that I will take advantage of you?" Zhao Liudao: "Women all value their names!" Liu Qise stared at Zhao Liudao's strong chest in fascination, "Actually, apart from integrity, I don't take other things seriously!" Zhao Liudao: "Integrity? Do you have it?!" Snippet 2: Liu Qi was recording the autopsy report. When he turned around, Zhao Liudao, who was expressionless, came in with food. "Eat!" "Okay!" Zhao Liudao put a piece of pork liver into Liu Qixi's bowl. Liu Qi put down the brush and said, "Liudao, did you see the plate I put on the table?" "I saw it!" Zhao Liudao, who was immersed in eating, replied. "Where?" "Kitchen!" "Bring it here for me. The deceased's liver was damaged. I suspect it was caused by external force... Hey, Six Paths..." Zhao Liudao looked like a corpse. What he just ate was fried from what was on the plate! Snippet 3: "Liudao, I love you, I miss you. When I sleep, it's you in my dreams. When I wake up, it's you in my heart. When I eat, the food becomes you. When I ride a horse, the horse becomes you!" Zhao Liudao fell upside down and almost fell into the door, ruining his stunningly handsome face! Liu Qi pulled his sleeve, "Wait a minute, Mr. Liu, I haven't finished speaking yet. I still want to be buried in a pit with you after I die! We will sleep together in life and die in the same cave!" Zhao Liudao was so suppressed that his face turned red and he said awkwardly: "I have nothing in my life, I just want to be buried with you hand in hand." A woman disguises herself as a man, convulsing but not bloody! A spoof but not a thunder! Strong women and strong men! Bitch, scumbag, cannon fodder, all kinds of invincible strong men!