I'm Going to Divorce You Now That You're so Old

Yun Huan is eighteen years old and as beautiful as a flower, but she has not yet been engaged. She is a famous super leftover girl. He is greedy for money and lustful, rude and stingy, he is heretical, he is a mischievous person, he is good at everything from going to a house to expose a house and beating people at their door. Zi Yi, the new emperor of Mingsheng, was extremely handsome, but it was a pity that he had no concubines in his harem. He is the husband that all women in the capital dream of. He has a calm personality (only before meeting Yun Huan). One day, the ruffian Yun Huan participated in the election of a concubine. When she came down from the mountain, she decided to marry the new emperor Ziyi, who is a heartthrob and has a deep personality. Do you think it is possible? What! The selection of a concubine actually requires a test on literary talent! Fortunately she has a junior brother! What! You also have to take a calligraphy and painting test when choosing a concubine! Fortunately she has a junior brother! What! When choosing a concubine, you also need to take a test on piano skills! Fortunately she has a junior brother! What! To choose a concubine, you have to bribe the examiner! The examiner is a man! Male? It doesn't matter, she has a junior brother! Finally, please Rong Yunhuan bow deeply to the distant master and thank you for accepting so many good juniors for me. The master said: I am drunk too! [Fragment 1]: Killing to pay for one's life, debts to pay back money, beatings to be beaten, everything is natural and right. But every time Yun Huan beat someone and was chased all over the world, her master Ye Mo would always come like a timely rain and look behind her. "I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, the evil disciple is stubborn and deserves to die. However, it is the mistake of the disciple and the teacher. Ye Mou is willing to bear the responsibility for everything today." "How can you bear it?" "Speak." Ye Mo said calmly and generously. "Ten thousand taels of silver!" Hearing this, Ye Mo gently pushed Yun Huan out from behind, "Why don't you give her a good beating?" That's right, the master can only get in and out! Treat money as everything! Never ask for money from the master! [Fragment 2]: "Remove Yun Huan from the book." The Ministry of Rites divided the two gangs, and the conservatives believed that Yun Huan was not qualified to participate in the concubine selection. "No! She is satisfied with a lady from the palace of a fifth-rank official or above who comes from the east of the palace." However, the executive faction on the other side insisted on staying. "She is already over 18 years old." "Not yet married". "She had many blind dates with the children of aristocratic families in Beijing." "None of it happened." "She stuffed the chess pieces into the mouth of Major General Wei, the only son of the Protector of the Country, so that he could not eat for half a month." "This……". "She painted bastard pictures on Mr. Qin's face so that he would be laughed at by the whole capital." "Eh...". "She pushed Prince Su into the lake, making him fear the river from now on." "...". [Fragment 3]: "Come down!" When he saw Yun Huan leisurely and comfortably lying on the dragon bed with his legs crossed, Zi Yi only felt the veins on his forehead hurt. "What are you doing down here?" Yun Huan turned over charmingly. "Who allowed you to sleep in my bed?" "If you don't sleep on the bed, how can you do that...". Continue to show off your shoulders. Shameless and without self-awareness! "Now! Now! Come down." Someone is furious. "Go down? Where can you go if you're not in bed?" "On the ground". A certain woman covered her face and said, "The ground is too hard and uncomfortable." Zi Yi's veins jumped again, "Don't force me to do it." "Yuck, why are you so rude?" The palace people whispered to each other, "The battle is fierce inside." "As expected of our new emperor, he is so brave." "Hey-hey". Several people hid their faces shyly and left. A little wild cat with teeth and claws, unrestrained and free, performing a ridiculous life of love, hate and hatred. Okay, no more nonsense (don't you have enough nonsense). Bring it on! Dear friends! You know, hey, poke in.