According to legend, the lord of Baiye City is as evil as a ghost, dressed in red, uninhibited, domineering and cold-blooded. Cruel and unkind, moody, yin and yang strange, killing his married wife.
Nonsense.
Legend has it that the eldest daughter of the Wen family is ugly and is the reincarnation of an evildoer. She looks back and scares away millions of soldiers with a smile. She has a bad personality and is a lone star in the sky, killing her mother. Whoever marries her will die. Wen's mother did not hesitate to move her family south in order to cut off the relationship between mother and daughter.
Nonsense.
According to legend, the lord of Baiyun City actually used Shili Hongzhuang as a matchmaker to marry the eldest lady of the Wen family as his young lady when she was in poverty and betrayed her relatives.
Shit... No, this is true.
Fragment one:
Killer 1: "Our city lord has said that the family is not at peace recently. I have heard about the girl's reputation for a long time, and I especially plan to marry her back to ward off evil spirits and control the house!"
Wen Xianke's blood splattered three feet: "I'm sorry, please tell you City Lord, Wen Xiankeyu is too high to reach."
Killer 2: "Our city lord said that if the girl doesn't marry, then all the killers in Baiyun City will be dispatched to greet the girl's tribe and friends."
Wen Xian Keyu suppressed her internal injuries and said, "Please tell the city lord that Wen Xian Keyu is currently alone."
Killer 3: "Our city lord said that the girl spent the night with the city lord in the Demon King's Ridge last time. If the girl doesn't get married, then tell the whole world the story of how you had sex that night, the gun went off, and you were in love with me."
"Okay, I'll get married!... Can we get engaged first?"
Killer Four: "Our city lord said that it is okay to get engaged, but please ask the girl to accept the betrothal gift. Oh, in addition to these, there are a thousand killers in the betrothal gift."
"Your sister! Are you taking advantage of the situation?! How can I support a thousand killers? I'll marry you, now, immediately, immediately, that's it!"
Fragment two:
A certain man: "You are nothing like the rumors."
Wen Xiankeyu: "At first glance, you look exactly like the rumors... Why did you marry me?"
A certain man: "I am moody and neurotic, and you are a weird reincarnation of a monster. They are a match made in heaven!"
"..."
"That's it, it's settled, you can go back."
In Wen Xiankeyu's heart, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped: Isn't your father too overbearing?
"Hey, wait a minute." A certain man pulled a certain woman back and kissed her with a "snap" sound.
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Fragment three:
Servant: "The city lord is in trouble! The young lady hung up the eldest lady and beat her!"
A certain man was indifferent: "Oh." She's just a woman, so let her go.
Servant: "The city lord is in trouble, the young lady burned the 100 acres of tea forest behind and planted bamboo instead!"
A certain man: "Oh." Can anyone with normal thinking understand her?
Servant: "The city lord is in trouble. The young lady is gathering all the girls in the city to practice singing and dancing. She said she wants to open a Yihong Courtyard and become an oiran herself!"
A certain man: "Oh." Has she done too few extraordinary things?
Servant: "The city lord is in trouble, the little lady has posted a notice throughout the city saying that you are wanted, with a reward of 30,000 taels!"
"What?" A certain man was furious, "This city lord's unparalleled splendor and unparalleled talents are worth only 30,000 taels? Go and increase the price to one million taels!"
Servant: That's not the point...
"Wait a minute!" A certain man called to the servant. The servant was grateful that the city lord finally returned to normal. Suddenly he heard a certain man say: "My wife said that we are going to be in a couple. You go and post another notice to arrest my wife."
The servant's blood splattered three feet, and he asked tremblingly: "Dare you, dare I ask the young lady's reward..."
A certain man smiled evilly, "My wife is of course priceless."
There is a wife blocking the way, a mother-in-law urging the marriage, a mortal enemy obstructing the middle, and monsters appearing all the way. After we sing, the other comes on the stage. The world is already so difficult, can we still be each other's angels? What if you agreed not to act according to common sense? I saw a certain man shouting: "Hey! The wife of the housekeeper is here, why don't you beg for mercy quickly!"
In an instant, the world became peaceful.