Dog blood chapter:
Mu Qianxun, a member of a family of genius doctors, was involved in a car accident and accidentally traveled through time. What, just because he glanced at the Imperial Master, he was ordered to get beaten twenty times?
Father, is this Imperial Master a treacherous villain?
How brave you are to slander your own national teacher and then go out to fight for thirty more!
The emperor laughed and said, "Master, you see that Xun'er is still young and not sensible, so that's why she said such stupid things. Will you let her go?"
The Imperial Master pondered: "I think there is probably something wrong with the princess's brain. It happened that a famous doctor came to my house and was giving the princess a good diagnosis and treatment. It just so happened that the princess also misunderstood me. Only under the supervision of the princess can I clarify my loyalty to the emperor."
Damn it, this princess actually works as a maid for a dead national master, and even carries water to wash her feet?
Fighting slag:
Mu Qianxun glanced at a corner of clothes behind the flower bush and said loudly: "Luoxia, you need to pick some of these flowers, make them into flower water, mix it with some white wine, and apply it on your face. It is a holy product for beauty. Then add some honey to the remaining petals and give me a bath. The Imperial Master likes this kind of fragrance the most."
The next day, Luoxia came to report: "Princess, Princess Qianye's face is red and swollen for some reason. She originally said she wanted to settle a score with you when she went out, but she was chased by a swarm of bees in the imperial garden. She almost hit the Imperial Master, but was slapped by the Imperial Master and was thrown into a hornet's nest."
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Third party articles:
The female voice was gentle: "Li, do you still remember the wine we brewed together on Tianshan Mountain, the little fox we raised together, and watched the sunrise and sunset together?"
The male voice doted on him: "How could I forget? Those are the best memories for the two of us."
Mu Qianxun stood outside, listening to the voices that were clearly Yu Luosha's and Ye Zhongli's, as if they were frozen statues.
Dear friends, please believe it, this is actually a one-to-one love letter.
Beloved Wife:
The maid ran in in a panic: "Report to the princess, it's not good."
"What's wrong?" Qianxun didn't even raise his head.
"The Imperial Master is kneeling on the washboard outside the Nanhua Gate. In front of him is his beloved wife Shi Ze, who is reading loudly. There are many ministers gathered in front of him. The emperor also heard about it and hurried over. He asked the slave to tell you to hurry over."
Qianxun's mind flashed through the ten chapters of doting on his wife that he had written during the wedding. After a while, he knelt down and read them in a cadence, making him tremble.
"How dare those ministers still watch?" Aren't you afraid of his revenge?
There were several black lines running down the back of the maid's head, and she said with a sad face: "It was the Imperial Master who insisted that they stay and visit. This would be a testimony for his self-reflection and admission of his mistakes." I just don't know if anyone who saw it afterwards will be retaliated against!
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Steamed buns:
Little Baozi raised his slightly red finger and said, "Mom, my hand is injured. You have to sleep with me tonight and comfort me."
A certain girl felt distressed: "Okay, okay, mother, give me a hug."
"Madam, do you think my hand can be saved?"
The little bun jumped up and said, "Dad, your hand is bleeding a lot."
A certain man prayed: "How about you give me your mother today?"
The little bun nodded sharply: "Okay."
If you dare to fool a child with syrup if a certain woman kicks her over, you are teaching your child to lie.
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