——"Madam, from now on you are responsible for making money to support the family, and I am responsible for looking beautiful."
"Okay bitch."
——"Madam, I'm sick. I have chest tightness and shortness of breath, as if something is blocked."
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A modern woman with a sharp tongue traveled through time and found herself in the palace of the princess in the imperial city. Before he could be shocked, he was slapped awake by the little eunuch. Save it, you are the princess's rough-and-tumble maid.
The humble little servant girl crawled and rolled around, but she became the "Crown Princess" because of a dispute between two countries and their relatives. Humanity flies up the branches like a phoenix, but little does she know that she just falls from one pit into another.
When the scheming "princess" meets the evil "Prince Sikong": the prince is surprised that this princess is not ugly; the prince's concubine is very dissatisfied because the prince is too narcissistic.
When a cunning woman meets a treacherous man: Provide a good plan to fight, solve the plague in all directions, stir up trouble in the court, and capture the evildoers of the country!
When the cold and dedicated woman met him who was romantic and single-minded: the two countries clashed and met each other in war! Let's see how a couple who got married by mistake stirred up trouble in the world!
Theatre 1
The prince, who was lying limply sleeping, had an enchanting figure. Song Ge squinted and said, "You asked me the day before yesterday what princess disease is?"
The Crown Prince opened his eyes slightly and responded hoarsely: "I remember you said that you are dependent and overconfident. You are a maid but you want to live the life of a princess."
Song Ge nodded: "Then do you know what Shizi disease is?"
The prince was stunned and shook his head in confusion.
"Lack of practical ability, can only be cared for and served; excessive recognition of oneself, self-centered; stinky, narcissistic, lazy."
The prince smiled and praised: "Yes, I am the prince, so I should have the prince's disease. But, why don't you have the princess' disease?"
Song Ge raised his eyebrows: "What's so rare about princess disease? If you want to get it, you have to get the queen's disease!"
Theater 2
The prince stared at the large bowl of duck poop green soup on the table and hesitated: "Is this lunch specially made for me?"
"Of course, many people like to drink it in my hometown, and it has a unique effect on men. Well, we call it Coke." Song Ge's expression remained unchanged, his heart not beating.
The prince's face was full of doubts, but he couldn't persuade Song Ge. He tried to take a sip, and his handsome face suddenly wrinkled and resisted: "Why does it smell like celery? Besides, it tastes so bad, how strange can it be?"
Theater 3
Recently, the prince discovered that his beauty bed has been occupied by Song Ge.
"Don't you dislike me lying down the most on weekdays?" The prince joked.
"Yeah." Song Ge hummed lazily.
"Why haven't I seen you jumping up and down lately?" The prince was confused.
"Yeah." Song Ge turned over and let out a rare cry.
"You're not sick, are you? Let me take a look?" The prince was worried and asked with his hand.
"I'm pregnant." Song Ge yawned and fell asleep.
"!!!"
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