The General’s Legitimate Daughter Is No Easy Target

Overnight, she transmigrates into the eldest legitimate daughter of a general's household.

But her grandmother despises her, her father's concubine schemes against her, her younger half-sister puts on a false front, and a whole pack of terrible relatives are out to get her.

If she doesn't teach them a lesson, they'll really think she's easy to bully!

Her grandmother despises her? As if she cares!

Her father's concubine schemes against her? She'll gift her a dozen wild men!

Her younger half-sister puts on a false front? Then she'll steal the man she likes!

And those terrible relatives? She'll leave them all bankrupt!

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. If anyone mistreats her, she'll pay them back in full!

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Her: I don't want an arrogant man!

Him: My lady, that's not arrogance, it's confidence!

Her: I hate men who think they're superior to women!

Him: Don't worry, my lady. The more you look at me, the more you'll like what you see!

Her: I hate trouble more than anything, and you're nothing but trouble!

Him: My lady, I'm so outstanding that trouble is inevitable!

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[Scene One]

A man and a woman face off.

“I'm greedy for money!”

“I'll offer all my assets as the bride price! If you think that's too little, I'll go rob the imperial treasury right now!”

“I'm lecherous!”

“My reputation as a beauty is known throughout the land!”

“I hate virgins!”

The prince blushed and said, utterly bashful, “Don't you remember? You took my innocence a long time ago!”

Her: “...”

One slip, and you'll regret it forever! She beat her breast and stamped her feet!

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[Scene Two]

“Your Highness, the princess consort is going to tear down the Duke of Zhenguo's residence!”

The prince frowned in displeasure.

The guard rejoiced inwardly. His Highness was finally going to lose his temper!

“Then let her tear it down. Let the princess consort do as she pleases. What's there to make such a fuss about?”

The guard nearly fainted. Your Highness, that's your maternal grandfather's residence!

“Keep a close eye on the princess consort. If she loses even a hair, you'll answer for it! Never mind, I'll go there myself!”

The guard spat out three pints of blood and collapsed!

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P.S. A lighthearted style, with schemes, plots, and all kinds of romance taking turns onstage. Stay tuned!