When you wake up and find yourself lying in a dark coffin, screaming at the sky and the earth, how will you react?
How will you react when you dig out the ground with your claws and see corpses dancing in the cemetery?
When you are in high spirits and about to return to your old career and dance the passionate samba, but you are struck by a thunder and become bald, how will you react?
The heroine of this article, Ling Fei, died due to an earthquake, and her soul traveled to a female corpse that had been buried for a long time. Faced with all kinds of misfortunes, she cursed at the sky, but unexpectedly attracted all kinds of gods and demons to come to her.
This one wants to capture her, that one wants to get rid of her, and there are people from the underworld who want to use her as a furnace? Damn it, I can't escape even if I can't beat this corpse sister!
Unexpectedly, the lightning strike turned out to be a blessing in disguise. From then on, the wretched corpse sister began a journey of corpse cultivation that shocked the world and weeping ghosts and gods. From then on, she caused harm to the world and soared across the six realms.
But who will tell her why this evil monk with a bald head and a cassock who came from nowhere keeps pestering her and wants to teach her the Dharma when they meet? She is a wretched corpse sister who doesn't want to become a Buddha! ! !
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At night with dark clouds surging, in a remote mass grave in the human world, a woman in black was slowly digging a hole for herself with a shovel, when a tall figure slowly approached.
"Donor, do you need help?" There was a hint of sexiness in his voice.
Concubine Ling looked back at the evil monk in front of her and couldn't help but stare, "Why is it you again? I told you I don't believe in Buddhism!"
"Donor, I'm just here to help you!" A dark light flashed in Du Qing's narrow phoenix eyes.
"Help? I'll give it to you, dig a good hole for my sister!" Concubine Ling suddenly smiled and held out the shovel in her hand.
Du Qing was stunned and clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, a poor monk doesn't know how to dig a hole!"
"No way, you said you were helping me!" Concubine Ling immediately changed her face.
The demon smiled and said, "Donor, the elegant place where the poor monk gathers the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is just right for the benefactor to practice and understand Buddhism!"
Concubine Ling's face suddenly turned livid, "Get out of here, monk!"
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