There are two monsters in Qingqiu, one is beautiful and the other is harmful.
The beautiful one went to the Heavenly Palace to marry the Emperor of Heaven and become the Queen of Heaven, while the harmful one stayed in Qingqiu and continued to cause harm after being promoted to the Emperor's brother-in-law...
And judging from the current situation, it is actually becoming more and more harmful...
So one day after the dragon prince fell in love with him, the dragon kings from all over the world couldn't bear it. Under the pressure, the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen of Heaven discussed it and had no choice but to demote this playboy who had been favored since childhood to the mortal world as punishment.
The fourth fox from the lower world took the memories of his previous life and entered the Prime Minister's house. After his eldest sister married into the palace, he once again ascended to the lofty position of 'uncle-in-law'. He was loved by thousands of people and lived a happy and nourishing life like a fish in water, playing with beautiful men and beautiful women every day. It was very leisurely!
Until the legendary gloomy and perverted Nine Thousand Years Old returned triumphantly from the battlefield...
Ahem, this... When the perverted and evil eunuch Nine Thousand Years Old ran into the uncle of the Dandy Kingdom... The people of Liuli Kingdom expressed that they really scared the baby to death...
Fragment 1
Facing Uncle Guo who was looking at him and drooling at him, Jiu Qiansui endured it and said in a deep voice: "Uncle Guo, please respect yourself!"
When Uncle Guo heard this, he smiled without restraint and became even more cheerful.
"..."
Clip 2
"You are actually a woman?" The nine thousand year old was full of surprise, and a hint of joy flashed in his eyes.
"Are you actually a man?" Uncle Guo beat his chest and stamped his feet in mourning. He had promised to abstain from sex and have strong tastes!
Fragment 3
"What kind of magic are you practicing? How come I haven't seen it before?" Uncle Guo waved his small fan and walked in circles around the meditating Nine Thousand Years Old man.
"In fact, my uncle is quite accomplished in this matter of cultivation. How about we study it together?" Seeing the beauty closing her eyes and ignoring him, uncle Guo continued to win without being arrogant or discouraged by defeat.
"Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you what's wrong with you, you damn eunuch!" Uncle Guo put on a rather coquettish pose and said, "Young master, how come you have the nerve to ignore me when I'm so charming!"
"Damn eunuch? Huh?" The extremely beautiful man who was meditating moved his icy lips slightly, making it difficult to distinguish the ups and downs, and then suddenly opened his eyes and stretched out his hands at an incredible speed...
So...
The next morning, I saw a certain uncle with half exposed shoulders firmly holding the brocade quilt and tremblingly pointing at a certain 'dead eunuch', regretting that he stomped his feet: "Oh! Dead eunuch!"
"Dead eunuch? Huh?" A certain evildoer's 9,000-year-old phoenix eyes narrowed and he meant something...
"..." Uncle Guo, who had always been timid and dared to poke the sky, trembled and did not dare to speak anymore. This was really a boat capsized in the gutter! The boat has capsized!
[Self-assessment summary]
I am a female hooligan who turns into a son by accident. All the most beautiful men love me, and I have precious treasures all over the place.
By the way, the matter of my niece disguising herself as a man must be kept a secret!
So that I can better run on the sunny avenue of yuppies!