In the past, I have only heard about Guangfa heroes, but there was a strange girl in Leshui City who actually sent love letters to the top ten most popular groups in Dongcheng High School at the same time. The price for the toad's desire to smell the swan's fragrance was to be beaten to death by the girls who admired the school idols.
She is a venerable person from the Nine Realms who has cultivated to the extreme level of the Emperor. She died with her enemies in order to avenge her family. When she woke up again, she became her...
Is she a poor country girl from a single-parent family who is hated by her classmates and bullied by her teachers?
Or is it the idiot whose loved ones disliked him for being cowardly and cowardly, and was framed and then beaten to death by a group of people?
Or is she an underground queen who is mysterious and powerful and is popular in all directions?
The phoenix returns to the nest, overnight from cowardly and incompetent to arrogant, from autistic and humble to domineering...
If you eat mine, spit it out; if you take mine, give it back to me!
Let's take a look at how a generation of martial gods was reborn in the city, and how she went from being an ordinary rural girl who could never be found in the crowd to gradually showing her unparalleled talents in the bustling city!
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About poor people
At the dance, a certain woman held a goblet in an elegant manner, with resentment in her eyes:
"What are you doing here? Don't even look at this place. Is this where a poor guy like you should come?"
Dong Jun said to the father of a certain girl who came to apologize: "Your son took people to school and crushed my innate Ganoderma lucidum, which is worth eight million."
"What Ganoderma lucidum is, it's just a rotten mushroom. You are clearly taking advantage of it."
"Eight million, you are going crazy thinking about money!"
Dong Jun smiled lightly: "Don't want to pay it back? Very good."
Three days later, the politician was dismissed and imprisoned for a huge amount of corruption. Photos of his daughter having fun with more than a dozen men were exposed. The evidence that his son beat someone to death to steal his girlfriend also came to court...
About not playing
One day, Dong Jun came to school wearing new clothes, and a jealous female classmate openly laughed at her:
"How can an ugly guy like your dad find a good job? You couldn't have been made a mistress by a rich man, right?"
Dong Jun smiled and gave her ten slaps, then turned back to the stunned classmates in the class and said, "I didn't hit her, right?"
Then, people came to ask questions one after another, and the students in the class collectively responded: No fight, really no fight!
About Nymphomaniac
Once: A certain school boy pushed down her desk, smashed her chair, and said confidently:
"Can't I please my eyes? She wants to eat swan meat."
Later: The school girl brought her favorite dish in front of her, pushing aside the food given to her by the other school girl, and smiled charmingly:
"So you like to eat this, and we both have the same hobbies. We are so destined!"
About the male protagonist
Favorite one-on-one, strong women and men are stronger~ If you want to see the male protagonist be so strong, come in and take a look! Continuing purely under the pit...
PS: This article is humorous and not particularly funny, but it is designed to make you laugh even if you don't expect it.
There are so many beautiful men~O(∩_∩)O~The best collection! The comments are the most loving (*^?^*)! ! !
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You can also watch it, it would be better if there was no male protagonist!
You can also watch it, it would be better if there was no male protagonist!