She only had to touch an incense burner to transmigrate. Now she's a married farm woman with no husband, and a child in tow!
Going from a carefree single woman to a mother is quite a challenge, says Su Qingmei!
Life is hard. She's endured endless scorn. Her father doesn't care for her, her mother doesn't love her, her brother and sister-in-law aren't close to her, and her sisters are at odds with her!
Su Qingmei's mouth twitched as she looked up and cried out: “Is this any way for a person to live?”
So Su Qingmei set herself her first goal in life:
Get money, get a house, get a partner, all right away!
Actually, it should be:
Grow crops and support the family, open a shop, and spend her free time making perfume and luring handsome men. Live life to the fullest!
But whose unlucky kid is this? Does a farm woman have to level up too?
By some inexplicable turn of events, she becomes a runaway slave. Her master is a tyrant who shoves a token at her and says:
“Woman! Disobedience gets punished, like having your neck snapped!”
Then she somehow becomes a runaway wife. Her husband is a psycho who slips a jade bangle onto her wrist and says:
“I'll use a hundred, a thousand different ways to show you which brush with death feels the best!”
The man who stole her heart is a scoundrel. He pins her down and says:
“You took advantage of me and ran off that day. Now our daughter's this big, and you still won't admit it?”
The woman thinks, he's so handsome. Maybe it's not impossible that she forced herself on him?
“If you can't remember, I'll let you take advantage of me again!” The man approaches silently, his breath sweet as orchids.
“No, I'll let you do it every day! Hmm?”
The woman is still wondering if her little arms and legs can really overpower him.
By morning, the woman clutches her nearly broken back and cries: “I'm not afraid of scoundrels. I'm afraid of scoundrels with an education!”
The man embraces her from behind.
“Wife! A married woman shouldn't look at other men, or you'll get styes.”
The woman: …
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Jiang Yunyi thought she had died in a car accident and gone to the afterlife. She closed and opened her eyes, and had transmigrated!
A rickety thatched hut, a poor farmhouse with bare walls, and two younger siblings, pale and thin.
Her mother was dead, her father was useless, her grandfather didn't care for her, and her grandmother despised her.
Her scheming, awful relatives coveted the family's two mu of poor farmland and three dilapidated thatched rooms. They wanted to sell her younger siblings for grain.
Jiang Yunyi's anger flared! She hadn't earned her title as the greatest medicinal chef for nothing!
She nurses her younger siblings back to health, supports her useless father, and puts her awful relatives in their place.
She opens shops everywhere, and silver rolls in by the cartload. Then handsome men strip for her, leaving her stunned.