How to Make a Cute Husband Pretend to Be Stupid to Make His Wife Fall in Love with Him

[It is said that a certain woman traveled through time in this way] There are so many scumbags in the world, and I cheated on another one today, hahaha, so cool! In the middle of the night, a sharp sound broke the silence. Was it the terrifying laughter of a certain woman? ——Yes, it's the wailing of a woman who fell into a manhole cover! Even if you are really unlucky if you step on the manhole cover, you can cross by stepping on the manhole cover. . . God, we don't play like this! ! Well, no matter what, I've had enough of this society full of scum, and it doesn't matter if I've traveled through time, out of sight, out of mind! I heard that there were many beautiful men in ancient times, and it seemed that they could be teased and flirted with? Um. . NONONO, everyone's thoughts are twisted and twisted, I don't have that many brain cells to fight with them! Hmm. . . If you want to come, just come as a simple one, no big deal, I'm the one who raised you! A certain woman made a bold declaration. [It is said that this is how the heroine knows the hero] "Bump--" Brother Lin fell from the sky? Look at this cute guy, he seems to be easy to coax, could it be a time travel benefit? Well, this figure, this appearance, this gentle little temper, this cute little eyes that are ignorant of the world. . . . . . No matter how suitable it is to be cultivated, oh hahaha, let's see how I create a peerless good man! Hey hey hey, a certain woman let out a sinister laugh and pulled up the Jade Emperor Ge who had cursed a thousand times in her heart to bow and thank her. God, you really treat me well. I wrongly blamed you before, oh hehehe. [It is said that a certain woman is so shameless] Damn, damn, God, why don't you be so nice to me~! Not only did you give me Brother Lin, but I didn't expect that he would also be given a prominent position with power, money and connections. Well, the one who kissed the little husband was hers. Which one of them would follow the other, right? What? Call her shameless? Despise her? Humph, isn't it too early to call her shameless? She will let her shameless virtues flourish to the point where others cannot bear to look at her and rise to the point of being breathtaking, please believe it! A certain woman clenched her fists and made a confident declaration. [It is said that shamelessness is contagious] Therefore, a certain woman enjoys all this without any psychological burden. Wow, this little life is so nourishing. Drinking wine, eating side dishes, and being teased by the pretty boy. Wouldn't this day be so good? A certain woman was half-lying on a beauty's bed, squinting as she enjoyed her husband's massage. She drank a little wine and enjoyed it very much. She felt that what she wore was so right. How could she find such a good day in modern times? A certain woman stared at the man angrily. Why did she always feel that something was wrong? Look at the cute and clear eyes of the man in front of you. Hmm. . I am definitely overthinking it. However, the cruel facts told her that she never thought too much! This is not just a little sheep, but a big hungry wolf, right? No, hungry wolves are not as scary and dark as him! She was blind at first. . . . . . A certain woman in a beggar's uniform raised her head to the sky and screamed, "Grass Mud Horse, God, I hate you!!" The shrill voice echoed in the empty grassland for a long time. [It is said that this is the dividing line between the author's convulsions] This article is a one-to-one relationship between a male pig and a female pig. They are clean physically and mentally, sweet and innocent, and not stupid. Those who read the article can rest assured that my moral integrity will not be lost∩ω∩