Queen Wangyue has a daughter, who is dressed as a man and named Jinyu.
With peach blossoms and beautiful eyes, wherever she is, there are noble girls vying for her to be her husband.
[Black Dongzhu and Skull]
Prince Jinyu got a black Dongzhu by chance. When the princess from a neighboring country heard about it, she threatened to get the Dongzhu as well as the beautiful man.
"Princess likes it so much, would you dare to make a bet with me?"
The princess said proudly: "Why don't you dare?!"
"Princess, you are so brave! If you win, I will give you my black Dongzhu. If I win, I want you -" under the delighted look of the princess, she continued, "the skull."
"Why?!"
"Use your skull as a bowl!"
[Brainless Chapter]
"Being brain-dead means that your mind is full of blood and blood and your thoughts are cruel." She said, "That's why I say you are brain-dead."
He nodded, "I see, then you are also mentally retarded. Don't deny it."
"What did you say?!"
"More than that, your father, emperor, mother, queen, three emperors, four emperors, eight brothers and eight emperors, all have extremely cruel thoughts. Can I think that your whole family is mentally retarded?"
"You are the one who has made the whole family mentally retarded!"
"No, my sister is still very kind."
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Prince Yun Ruoliang had a man in his house. He was a charming young man, but he was his favorite.
The princess is afraid and the prince is timid. He looks like a monster, but his heart is like a snake.
[The handsome young man and the pretty widow]
In the teahouse, there was a handsome young man in crimson clothes, expressing his love for a beautiful middle-aged woman who was over 10 years old——
"I fell in love with the young lady at first sight and would like to marry her with ten miles of red makeup. I wonder if the young lady is willing?"
All the officials in the teahouse were stunned.
"Sir, why are you doing this?" The beautiful woman covered her face and sobbed, "You are born with a beautiful face, but I am going to be old. How can I be so virtuous..."
The young master arched his eyebrows and smiled, "I don't judge people by their appearance."
The beautiful woman continued to sob: "It's a blessing to be taken seriously by the young master, but God is not kind to me. I was not born before you were born, but you are already old after you were born..."
Young Master gritted his silver teeth and said, "Age is not a problem."
The beautiful woman still sobbed, "I accept your kindness, but even though my husband has passed away a long time ago, I don't want to marry anyone else..."
The corner of the young master's eyes twitched, "Dongfang Jinyu, try talking nonsense to me again! What do you mean I've been dead for a long time? Why don't you take off the ugly human skin mask on your face!"
Long hair and waist
On the top of the willow tree in the moonlight, people meet at dusk. The breeze is pure and clear, after the rockery——
"When will you stop being so childish? I think you are really itchy and need to be dealt with!"
"The reason why this king is childish is due to lack of discipline. If I can marry a princess to collect my bones, I will be happy to restrain myself." The man's voice was gentle and slow.
"Oh, but finding the right person?"
"Two years ago, a woman asked me if I could marry her when her hair reaches her waist."
"Then what?"
"Then -" the gentle voice suddenly raised the decibel level in an instant, "Your uncle's hair has grown to his feet! If you don't fulfill your promise, does it have to be waist-length? I'll cut it off for you!"
In the dark night, a sharp light flashed across——
"No, if you have something to say, don't cut my hair!"
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This article is one-on-one, not a female NP.
Strong men and strong women, men and women doting on each other, there are occasional perversions, please don't mind.
Rolling all over the floor asking for support~~