The master said her life will be bad this year!
The dead old man with the crow's mouth was really right: a shipwreck swept her into an endless whirlpool!
Sometimes she feels that she is so lucky!
It was such a shame to encounter such a good thing as traveling through time, but luckily, he landed on Zheng He's bed!
Xiami! This eunuch... Is actually fake? !
What a scammer, just because of that "accident", fate unexpectedly brought her and Zheng He together.
From then on, the bloody love story between the real half-immortal and the fake eunuch unfolded along with their voyage to the West...
She was deceived and kidnapped all the way, and she took advantage of everything she could eat, drink, and have fun. Because I have a unique skill, who is afraid of whom?
Apart from the occasional calculations, making small fuss, and showing off one's powers, life is actually extremely comfortable!
But, damn, who are you, mother-in-law, to actually make such a broken rule for me?
The beautiful man is not allowed to look at him, so he can taste the delicious food as much as he wants.
Xiami! Still have to be responsible for giving birth to a baby for the dead eunuch?
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Punishment
A certain half-immortal did something wrong, and Zheng He punished him by kneeling in the Buddhist hall to reflect on himself.
In the evening Zheng He asked: "Can the Buddha with a face become enlightened in one day?"
A certain half-immortal replied: "Yes."
Zheng He asked: "Can you understand what my Buddha is thinking?"
A certain half-immortal replied: "I want to move..."
[Giving a baby]
A certain woman was pregnant with a baby and made a bet with a servant in Zheng He's house to have a boy or girl.
The servant bets that the lady has a fat belly. A certain woman insisted that she was a girl.
On the day of delivery, many servants gathered outside the delivery room, clenching their fists and holding their breath.
While Zheng He was anxious and uneasy,
Suddenly I heard the scream of a woman inside: I want to place my bet again, Wen Po said that my stomach can support both!
Note:
1. This article contains a large number of all kinds of eye-catching handsome guys, and the doting article has a one-on-one ending.
2. The novel is fictional and is set in the Ming Dynasty. Information is collected from various sources to correct the true party and circumvent it.
3. Finally, I shed tears for motivation. Add the one below the cover to the bookshelf. Dear friends, please click on it with a little effort.
