Three Generations of War Against Enchanting

[Introduction to the incompetent version]: When did Zhan Xiaoqi go from being a loser and being ignored by everyone to being loved by everyone and carried in every car? Was it the day when a thousand-year-old blood demon was killed by a mouthful of blood, or the day when a thousand-year-old giant fly was crushed to death in the latrine? In short, that day was extraordinary, which directly led to being very annoyed every day in the future! -------------------------------------------------------- Fortunately, she has a little Xianggong who is willing to share her worries and relieve her troubles. You slay demons and I will slay them. My life will be relaxing and comfortable. Until one day she suddenly said with emotion: My husband-in-law has just grown up! So, just when the peach blossoms were blooming on the head of his little husband, She stood on the tower with her hands on her hips and shouted angrily: "(guess the content)" And then, a certain man stood under the tower with a proud look on his face, making the flower branches tremble with joy. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Incompetent version of small theater]: One day, The apprentice was panting: Master! Not good! The little mistress was captured by a monster! A certain man's expression tightened: What kind of monster? ! The apprentice stammered: Tree... Dryad! A certain man curled his lips and smiled: Naughty! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Another day, The apprentice was panting again: Master! Not good! The little mistress was kidnapped by the monster again! A certain man looked calm again: What kind of monster? ! The apprentice stammered again: Fire... Fire fox demon! "Seeking death!" A certain man flicked his long sleeves and went straight to the evildoer's lair! ------------------------------------------------------------------ One day, Little Baozi dragged his charred little body and held back tears as he asked the Emperor of Heaven: "Grandpa! Who do you think I am?" "Gah?!" The Emperor looked at the little bun blankly. "Daddy is a bird, and I am also a bird, but why is daddy covered with beautiful golden feathers, while I am covered with ugly hibiscus leaves?" "..." "Also, why is it okay every time dad plays with fire, but why do I become as stupid as I am now when I play with fire?!" "...!!!" The Emperor of Heaven cried secretly in his heart, saying that I also want to know what your stupid parents made you into! ! ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Introduction to the Literary Edition]: In his previous life, he fell into reincarnation alone just to be with her for the rest of his life. In this life, he devoted everything he had to protecting her. After rebirth, he exhausted all his cultivation, only willing to exchange for her immortality. Three lifetimes of calamity, no love, no way out, Destined but not separated, unable to step out, The kalpa of three lives is broken, love does not have three lives, division does not have three lives, Eternal love, eternal relationship. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Character Confessions]: Dong Lin: Love is a thing. If it is not consensual, possession is a constraint. After a long time, it becomes sorrow and hatred. Mu Ruo: The tears shed on a piece of wood are shed too early and no one believes them. But they are too late and the people who believe them are no longer there. Zhong Liyue: The greatest happiness in life is that the heartless smile on your face comes from my protection. Zhan Rao: What I want is never more than you. ------------------------------------------------------------------ [Torrent moment]: This is a story of blood and tears through the ages on the body of a beautiful man who was banished to an immortal. He has been trapped together for three consecutive lives, and he has been a lazy, greedy, and stupid idiot for thousands of years. Wen Wen is doted on till the end, strong men and strong women, the combination of pseudo-immortals and real idiots, welcome to the pit.