The Princess and Mother-In-Law Are Not Easy to Mess With

She was fierce and unscrupulous and not easy to mess with. She studied in an incompetent profession, practiced bloody time travel, and had a half-way son. She wanted to take her son to live in the world, but she had no choice but to encounter a rotten love flower that killed her wife and stuck her to death. He, the third prince of Nan Ao Kingdom, regards subjugating his wife as a common practice and has endless love affairs. The first wife is disabled, the second wife is stupid, the third wife is disfigured, and the fourth is in the process of elopement... She is mediocre in appearance, we will ignore this, she is too lazy to do it, I will not mention this, I will bring a drag bottle, I will skip this, who made him fall in love with her! So he admitted it! Fragment 1—— A certain man: "Miss Bai, I am rich, powerful and sexy!" But a certain woman stared at a black-bone chicken three feet away: "It's better to attack you than to attack the chicken!" A certain chicken stared at the woman three feet away. After hearing what she said, it flapped its wings and flew away. A certain man looked at the chicken five feet away that was knocked unconscious at the foot of the wall due to its flapping too fast and lack of eyesight to walk. He smiled and said: "The chicken will fly around, how can I, the king, let you take it easily?" "At least... The meat is more, fresher, and tender than you!" A certain woman looked at the faint chicken on the ground, her eyes bright, and shouted: "Mo Xiaobai, let's make chicken soup tonight!" Fragment 2 - Heartless "Princess, the prince said that he planted Hehuansan and urgently... Need... Need..." A certain guard waited for a long time without saying anything. "What do you need? Hey, bring a bucket of ready-made water from the lake and let him soak for three hours and he will be fine." A certain woman ate melon seeds and glanced at the lake, speaking calmly. A certain guard stared at the lake covered with three feet of ice, speechless. A certain woman continued to eat melon seeds. A certain guard imagined the scene of his master being tortured, and his heart broke instantly without a trace! Fragment 3——Little cute god A certain little kid asked in a girlish voice: "Niagniang, why do you get swollen eggs?" A certain 'mother' replied bluntly: "It was born from a chicken." "Why did the chicken get so swollen?" "Egg raw." A certain kid stared at the balls in his hands and raised his head at a 45-degree angle, "Then why are these balls so swollen?" "I stole it from you, mother-in-law, over the wall!" The author solemnly declares: This article is not abusive, it is relaxed, humorous, funny, and a must-have for stress relief! Someone was rolling around in the dark and crying sadly: The introduction is incompetent, but please collect it! (Someone swore: It's a pit, and it will always be filled!)