What? Shameless? That's a serious accusation! All she did was draw those eighteen erotic poses for the girls at the Yihong Brothel to help herself earn a little extra silver. What a raw deal!
What? A compulsive gambler? Oh my god, she just couldn't stand seeing someone win piles and piles of silver at her gambling house. What's wrong with winning back her own money herself?
What, she's being married off to the Second Prince, that idiot?
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“Even if he's stupid... he can at least sleep with a woman, right?!” the woman said faintly, her voice almost inaudible.
“...”
Everyone in the mansion gasped!
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“Mother, the Crown Prince said he's going to send Father to the Yihong Brothel tonight.” The little dumpling ran up to a woman, ingratiating himself to claim his reward!
The woman calmly sipped her tea. By the next day, the whole imperial court knew that the Crown Prince had been pinned down by five fat women and foamed at the mouth while they were having sex...
“Princess Consort, something terrible has happened! The Left Wing Prince is teasing His Highness again. He's making the prince take off all his clothes in public and says he's going to carve ‘I'm an idiot’ into his chest...”
The woman tossed the little dumpling in her arms behind her and darted off!
The next day, the Left Wing Prince was stripped naked and hung from a beam above the entrance to his mansion, barely alive and covered in countless tiny holes of all sizes...
“Mother, look! If you connect all these holes with a thread, they make... a pig! I'm clever, aren't I?” Haha!
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One day, a certain prince came rushing in from outside. “Where's the Princess Consort?”
“Your Highness, the heir made Little Princess Ning cry again today, so the Princess Consort dragged him off to the back courtyard!” The servant had barely finished speaking when the little dumpling let out a shriek. “Ah... Mother, I didn't kiss her! I don't want to be dissected, waah, I don't want to be dissected!”
The prince's mouth twitched, and he ran inside as fast as he could. The servants scattered in every direction and went back to their work. They were used to this by now!
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“Father, what are tadpoles?”
The prince put down his book and asked in confusion, “What tadpoles?”
The little dumpling pouted and cupped his rosy cheeks, looking ready to cry. “Mother said tadpoles are baby frogs!”
The prince blinked. What in the world was that supposed to mean?
The little dumpling suddenly burst into tears and ran out the door. “Waaah, I don't want to turn into a frog! Mother!”
The prince was stunned!
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*Both leads are strong. The hero will dote on the heroine, and the heroine will definitely dote on the hero. The little dumpling is absolutely not here just to make up the numbers!!!
Feng Jue is a mysterious, brilliant doctor in the mercenary world. She is exceptionally capable and naturally indifferent, with no grand ambitions. She's content to make a little money now and then and enjoy a quiet life. But when fate takes an unexpected turn and her soul meets its end, she arrives in another world and finds herself in dire straits. To survive, she has no choice but to take dangerous risks...
Donggong Haoyue is the least favored Second Prince of the Donghao Dynasty. He feigns madness and stupidity while secretly plotting to take over the realm, hiding a cunning fox's claws beneath the appearance of a little white rabbit.
Feng Jue: If people don't mess with me, I mess with them. If they do, I won't show them the slightest mercy! Shh, keep it down. I don't tell just anyone this: if people knew I was openly plotting against them, who would come along for me to toy with?
Donggong Haoyue: I lost the realm, but I won you. I will never regret it, not in this life, not until death!
Feng Jue: Wherever I am, there is your realm!
[Quotes from the other men]
Qu Zhongzhi: Better to seek what is straight than settle for what is crooked. After meeting her, there's only one woman for me in this life!
Xiang Wenyu: Being a person is hard, and being a person is hard to do. She taught him how to be a man!
Yi Sangfan: It takes courage to bow your head, but pursuing her takes... strength!
He Yi: He shot himself in the foot, lost his silver, and lost her too!<br>