What? Shameless? This is a serious crime. Didn't she just draw those eighteen postures and give them to the sisters in Yihonglou to help herself make more money? What a grievance!
What? Bad bet? Oh, Ma Gai, she is just unhappy that someone won a lot of money in her gambling shop. What's wrong with winning back her own money?
What, granting marriage to the second prince, that fool?
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"You are stupid... You always sleep with a woman, right?_!" The woman's voice was light and vague;
"…"
There was a gasp in the mansion!
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"Mother, the prince said that he will send dad to Yihong Mansion tonight." The little bun ran up to a certain woman to ask for credit!
A certain woman calmly drank the tea in her hand, but the next day the entire mainland dynasty knew that the prince was overwhelmed by five fat women and foamed at the mouth during sex. . .
&"Princess, it's not good, the left-wing king is teasing the prince again, asking him to take off his clothes in public, and saying that he will carve it on his chest. I am a fool..."
A certain woman threw the little bun in her arms back, and the person dodged out!
As a result, the next day, at the gate of Prince Zui Zui's palace, Prince Zui Zui was stripped naked and hung on a hanging beam. He was naked and dying, with countless small holes in his body. . .
"Mom, look, connect these holes with threads and you'll be... A pig! Baby, you must be smart!" Haha!
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One day, a certain prince came rushing in from outside and asked, "Where is the princess?"
"Back to the prince, today the prince made little Princess Ning cry again. The princess grabbed the prince and went to the backyard!" As soon as the servant finished speaking, he heard the scream of the little bun. "Ah... Mother, I didn't kiss her. I don't want to be dissected. Wow, I don't want to be dissected!"
A certain prince's mouth twitched, and he ran in three steps at a time. . . And the servants dispersed in a hurry, and went to do whatever they were supposed to do. It was no longer strange!
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"Dad, what is a tadpole?"
A certain prince put down the book in his hand and asked doubtfully. "What tadpole?"
The little bun pouted, holding his red little face, looking mysterious and ready to cry, "My mother said that tadpoles are the frog's childhood!"
A certain prince blinked, this is nothing!
Little Baozi suddenly cried out and ran out the door, "Wow, wow, I don't want to turn into a frog, mother~"
A certain prince was dumbfounded!
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*This article is both strong. It is inevitable for men to favor women, and it is inevitable for women to favor men. Little Baozi is definitely not here to make soy sauce! ! !
Feng Jue is a ghost doctor in the mercenary world. He has extraordinary abilities but a weak nature. He has no great ideals and just makes a small amount of money to live a small life occasionally. Unexpectedly, once the fates are crossed, the souls will die, and they will be miserable when they first arrive in another world, and they will have to take risks to survive. . .
Dong Gong Haoyue, the most unfavored second prince of the Dong Hao Dynasty, pretends to be crazy and acts foolishly, plotting against the world, wearing the appearance of a little white rabbit and carrying out the claws of a dark fox.
Feng Jue: If someone doesn't offend me, I will offend them. If someone offends me, I won't be polite! Hush, keep your voice down. I won't tell the average person. Otherwise, if people know that I am an upright and sinister person, who else will give it to me to play with?
Dong Gong Haoyue: I lost the country, but I won you. Life and death - no regrets, until death!
Feng Jue: Wherever I am, your country is yours!
Male Supporting Quotations
Straightness in the song: I would rather take the straightness than ask for it in the song. If you meet her, you will be the only one in this life!
Xiang Wenyu: It's hard to be a human being, it's hard to be a human being, it's hard to be a human being, but she taught him how to be a human being!
Yi Sangfan: It takes courage to bow your head, but it takes strength to chase her!
He Yi: He hit himself in the foot with a stone, and lost his money to her! <Br