Who Will Lose the Oolongge?

I solemnly declare: Except for the real existence of the dynasty, everything else is fictitious. She was a Heshuogege from the Qing Dynasty, and she was not good at playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting; She is the daughter of a prince, and her father is always worried about her marriage because of her unruly nature; She crawled into a dog hole and became a beggar, just to escape from marriage. She has had a rival since childhood. But one day, her father said to her: Luoer, Zheng Beile is the one who is married to your fingertips... Fragment one: Prince Yu paced back and forth and began to remember seriously and painfully. When he was three years old, he peed all over the empress who was teasing her; when he was five years old, he "accidentally" knocked over the seventh prince's purple and green inkstone, and ink splashed all over his face; when he was eight years old, he lifted up Dorogge's skirt. To this day, Dorogge The Ge family did not dare to step into Prince Yu's palace; when she was eleven years old, she disguised herself as a man and molested Huanghua's eldest daughter on the street, but Zheng Beile, who was two years older than her, "acted chivalrously" and "helped" her to get back to the palace; at thirteen years old... "I said Luo'er, why are you different from other girls? You are already eighteen this year, right? Do you know that the children of women your age have all their teeth! Luo'er, are you anxious to death, are you? Are you anxious to death, ah~" Fragment two: "Amma, my daughter wants to pay tribute." "Why are you leaving the palace? I just came in and the banquet hasn't officially started yet. Sit tight for me!" After a while. "Amma, my daughter wants to go to the Royal Garden to get some fresh air." "Why should you breathe? You can stay calm for the night and let your mother and I breathe some more!" Another moment passed. "Amma, my daughter discovered that you seem to be a mosquito." "Why?" "Specialized in keeping an eye on people!" A certain prince had smoke coming from his head and wanted to vomit blood... Fragment three: Wu Yunluo looked up, his eyes were like those of a hungry tiger attacking a sheep, and the tabby cat approached with a face full of anger: "Uncle, please give me something to eat!" "Go, go, you little beggar, get out of here!" "Uncle, I'm sorry for the poor little one. Please give me some money. The little one hasn't had a full meal in three days... Ugh..." "Tch! Don't do this to me! How can a stinky beggar have enough to eat? If he can have enough to eat, is he still called a beggar?" After saying that, the "uncle" ruthlessly waved his sleeves and left. The "tall and majestic" figure left deep scars on Wu Yunluo's young heart. Wu Yunluo punched the gradually blurring figure with a left punch and a right kick. Damn it, the tiger fell flat and was bullied by the dog! If my aunt hadn't been involuntarily, would she have ended up in this situation? I want to borrow some money from you because I think highly of you! Bah! What the hell! Fragment four: He slowly opened the package, handed it to Zheng Yu, and explained it proudly. "Brother Yu, this is the treasure I bought from Jubaozhai after all the hard work, the urinal used by Emperor Kangxi! You don't know, there is only one of it in the world, look at the color, look at the quality, tsk tsk~" Someone was intoxicated with selflessness. Hey, wait, sniff, what does it smell like? "Oh, I'm sorry, I must have used it last night and forgot to brush it! Oh, now you can make a lot of money, Brother Yu. Not only did Emperor Kangxi use this chamber pot, but now even Prince Yu also marked it. Tell me, Brother Yu, how should you thank me..." Recommended novels Unparalleled love http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/341889. Html Coming lightly http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/328596. Html