The Thief Uncle Is Not Happy

Eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, cheating, cheating and stealing. When the famous monster thief "Yi Zhi Hua" accidentally becomes the notorious second generation ancestor in history - Pang Yu, watch how she plays with men, plays with the court, and causes chaos in the world! When she is busy, she preys on the common people and robs their men; when she is not busy, she enjoys herself and solves strange cases many times. She neither seeks fame or fortune, nor does she want to serve the country. She only wants to spread the reputation of her second ancestor to the north and south of the country, and strives to make it so that "my uncle can avoid people when he travels, and he can stop his children from crying in peace." Fragment one In the bedroom, a certain man was planning to take a bath, hoping to wash away the dust of the past few days. But as soon as he took off his official robe, there was a sudden commotion outside. I saw a certain woman rushing into the house in a hurry, running so hard that she was out of breath. She first ran to the table, poured a cup of herbal tea, and drank it in one gulp. Then she noticed a certain man in a white undershirt. He smiled and said, "Don't worry about me. Just go on. Go on." Finally, the woman did not forget to make a gesture of invitation, as if she was the owner of the room. "I wonder why the young marquis came here late at night?" A certain man bowed respectfully, but there was a hint of displeasure in his words. "You wash up first, and after you have finished bathing and changing clothes, I will talk to you in detail." Although the woman said something serious, her whole body was like an old monk sitting still, with no intention of avoiding suspicion. "I dare not trouble the young Marquis. If the young Marquis has something important to discuss with me, I will fully cooperate with you." A certain man's eyelids trembled, trying to get rid of this uninvited "great god" as soon as possible. "It's okay. This matter needs to be discussed over a long period of time and should not be rushed. Besides, we are all men. Even if you wash and I am watching from the side, what's wrong with it?" A certain woman's eyes were blazing, and her face was not red and her ears were not hot, and she spoke boldly. Ignoring the twitching corner of a certain man's mouth, a certain woman casually added a cup of tea, crossed her legs, and waited for her beautiful man to take a bath. . . . . . Fragment 2 Outside the palace gate. "Who are you and why are you blocking my way?" A certain man raised his eyebrows and looked suspiciously at the thin man standing in front of him. "I am the uncle of the current dynasty, and I have been ordered to welcome the Khitan Crown Prince into the palace. I hope the Crown Prince will forgive me for any offense I have offended." A certain woman bowed slightly, but her words were neither humble nor overbearing. However, a hint of cunning flashed through her lowered eyes, fleetingly. Out of etiquette, a certain man replied politely: "The Marquis made a serious statement." A certain woman opened her big, bright eyes and stared at the man's tall figure that was as perfect as a sculpture. She swallowed her saliva and said nonsense: "Prince Qi, we have always had a rule in the Song Dynasty. All foreigners entering and leaving the palace must be searched by a special person before they can enter." "Oh, this is the first time I have heard of this." A certain man held his chin with one hand and raised the corners of his mouth with interest. "Our Song Dynasty has many rules and regulations, which are often added or subtracted. No wonder the prince doesn't know about it." A certain woman smiled lightly and said openly: "Considering the prince's noble status, I'm afraid the guards are not careful. I will personally perform the body search to show our Song Dynasty's sincerity to the Khitan." Recommend your own articles http://read. Xxsy. Net/info/368541. Html "Rebirth of Peerless" (1V1 has been completed) Special attention: 1. Academic rigor, those who respect history should proceed with caution, so as not to accidentally hurt your pure heart. This article is just a YY article to make you smile and relax in your busy life. 2. This article is about Tianlei, a woman disguised as a man, adhering to the principle of 'YY has no limit, WS has no lower limit'. Please bring your own lightning rod when entering the venue; 3. The slogan of this article is "Case-solving, handsome men, and funny things, no one is missing!" (The male and female protagonists are clean, you can rest assured that you will be disappointed) Of course, collecting is also essential, (*^__^*) Hehe...