The next moment, the bride suddenly put a shiny scalpel against the groom's private parts, shaking her hands and saying, "You dare to try one more step! Let's see if your thing is more powerful, or is this knife in my hand more powerful?"
**********
What? Let her, the chief female forensic doctor, be a concubine for the old pervert of the prefect? The cheap and cruel father still thinks that she is a piece of dough that can be kneaded at will?
What? The female corpse in the rockery cave is the original mother? Or someone who was plotted to elope and forced to starve to death?
What? She also has a powerful maternal grandfather? No, does she have a mysterious life experience that she doesn't even know about?
What? Did her aunt and cousin want to set her up to marry a crooked man? As a result, he encountered a stalking crooked-necked tree by accident!
What? Does this crooked-necked tree have to use all kinds of tricks to achieve his great goal? Even if she agrees, we have to ask the scalpel in her hand if she agrees!
What? Marrying a wife just for teasing? Does this man need training? Since this girl loves to seek abuse, she will wear his shoes and walk his path, leaving him with nowhere to go.
What? Come for a hug? Hug you? Didn't you see that she was holding a scalpel in her hand and a dead body at her feet? Why don't you look at this place if you are in heat? Yamen's morgue.
What? A wife should be virtuous and virtuous, take the initiative to take concubines for her husband, my God, who asked you to be an outsider, a dog, a mouse, and meddle in other people's business? She is a lion from the east of the river, a female worm. Do you understand, do you understand a wicked woman? If you don't understand, go back to your mother's belly and recreate her.
Okay, there's no need to reinvent the wheel, she'll give you a knife to change your brain!
***************
A sneak peek of the highlights:
At the lotus party, the man in white clothes said: "Girl, I must have seen you before. When was it? Not in the past life, not in the next life, not last year, not last month, probably in a dream."
On the streets of Beijing, a carefree man said: "Girl, we meet again. My surname is Li Mengyang. I live in a British government house. I am twenty-two this year. I am not married yet. Where is the girl's house? How old is she? Is she married?"
In Cui's garden, a man in gardener's robe said: "Girl, I couldn't climb over the wall last night. Today, I stuffed your servants with ten taels of gold before I saw the girl's beauty."
In the Zen room of the Buddhist temple, a man wearing a monk's robe said: "Girl, I am determined to serve the Buddha all my life, but I have broken my sexual precepts for you. If you dare to abandon me, I will take you home."
At the Qingzhou government office, a man in official robes said: "Madam, you betrayed your husband's trust and betrayed your husband's innocence. Please apply for special compensation for me tonight."
In the back hall of the Criminal Department, a man with disheveled hair said: "Madam, I haven't seen you for three days - I'm very ill. I haven't seen you for ten days - I'm going to die. I haven't seen you for half a month - I'm hopeless. I haven't seen you for a month - I want to eat you!"
At the edge of Qingming Lake, the disgraced man said: "Madam, don't forget that you are already a married man, and Hongxing cheated on you. The most inappropriate thing is that the person you cheated on several times is the same woman."