Crazy Man and Stupid Concubine Are Causing Trouble

Modern agent Qian Yuhan was killed by a bullet during an assassination operation. When he woke up, he found that he had traveled back in time to the ancient fool Qian Yuhan with the same name. Although Qian Yuhan is stupid, he has a good background. His father is the Hussar General, and his mother is the emperor's eldest sister. She is the eldest daughter of the Hussar General's palace, and is married to the current crown prince. Therefore, she was persecuted many times by the concubines in the palace. Even the prince despised her as a fool and abandoned her at the critical moment of life and death. That's all, he was also designed to marry the crazy prince Yi Jue of Xifeng Kingdom. It is said that when Prince Wuyou's medicine failed to work, he went crazy and dug out people's eyes to use as marbles, cut off people's ears to use as fishing bait, and chopped off people's hands and feet to feed the dogs; It is said that Prince Wuyou was extremely stupid and behaved absurdly. He randomly set up mandarin duck records in the palace and forced male dogs and hens to marry and female dogs to have bridal chambers with male cats. It is said that Prince Wuyou was very fond of women. In order to choose a concubine, he ordered a large number of beauties from among the people to enter the palace, but none of them were satisfactory. As a result, King Ashoka wrote a big "ugly" mark on all the women's faces and asked his three thousand servants to parade these ugly women through the streets. Well, since this marriage is in line with God's will and people's will, let her get married! I thought that one of them was crazy and the other was stupid, so they could escape the open swords and hidden attacks in the palace and live freely. Unexpectedly, conspiracies are coming one after another, and various factions are trying to kill them! It is rude to come and not reciprocate! Anyone who makes her suffer is very difficult for her to pay back! Snort! Not letting her live? She wanted to live in glory and trample those ghosts and monsters under her feet! Highlight one: "There are bandits? Great, Brother Jue, I haven't seen what a bandit looks like. I want to take a look!" "Han'er can come and see if you want!" Yi Jue scratched Yuhan's nose lovingly, took Yuhan out of the carriage, and rode a horse with a big red flower tied on it, "kick-kick-kick" toward the team to meet the bandits. Arriving at the front row of the team, the three thousand soldiers and horses brought by Yi Jue from Xifeng Kingdom were already standing in a straight line. A bandit team of about a thousand people, dressed in black and with dark faces, lined up horizontally in our team. The leader spoke loudly: "I planted this tree and opened this road. I want to pass by and keep the bride here!" "Pfft!" Qian Yuhan couldn't help laughing. Could it be that these bandits only robbed sex but not wealth? Before leaving Dongchen Kingdom, there were thousands of taels of gold, countless jewels, and dozens of carts of silk and satin rewarded by Emperor Dongchen, but they clearly stated that they were only robbing the bride? It's really puzzling. "Bullshit on your mother!" Before Yu Han could say anything, Yi Jue turned red and cursed, "If you dare to steal my bride, I won't sell you all to the Actors' Pavilion for prostitution!" Hearing that the dignified King Wuyou was scolding without regard for his manners, Qian Yuhan laughed even more happily, secretly praising that this man really has an appetite for his sister! "Kill!" The thief leader was probably not very good at talking. He was stunned for a while by Yi Jue's scolding, and then he drew his sword and shouted, "Steal the bride!" For a moment, the two sides immediately started a bloody battle. Highlight 2: "The bridal chamber!" Qian Yuhan's ink-like eyes blinked, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved with a sly look, "As the name suggests, it means making a hole in the room!" "Pfft!" As soon as Yu Han finished her words, an uncontrollable chuckle suddenly came from the screen window. She turned her head and looked, but a black shadow on the window screen suddenly disappeared. "Is there someone who wants to cause trouble in the wedding ceremony? Or is it listening to the corner?" Yu Han thought to himself, completely unaware of the unknown emotion that quickly passed through Yi Jue's expression, but it passed by in an instant. Ji Mian's face had a smile on his face and he said: "Hold Qing for the hole?" When Qian Yuhan heard Yi Jue's seemingly unintentional understanding, his originally blushing face turned redder and redder. It was no match for the plate of cooked shrimps on the table, and he quickly led Yi Jue to the right path: "No, you took the awl and made holes in the bed. As long as you make 9981 holes in the bed, then we will have a wedding!" "Punch holes into the bed?" Yi Juejun's face immediately fell, "Then when we sleep, the earth's air will blow up from the holes."