Impulse is the devil!
When Feng Feiluan whined in her heart for the nine hundred and ninety-ninth time that she was a bitch, she was already sitting on the sedan chair being carried into Prince Jun's Mansion.
Damn it! Who said that peach blossoms can bloom through time travel? Who said you can live the life of a rice insect by traveling through time? Isn't it just that she is jealous and can't bear to see others judging others by their appearance? Why did God want to punish her so badly and let her marry this "handsome" prince with a crippled leg, blind eyes and scars on his face?
Well, since you can't escape, just get married! After all, she was a royal wife, and she had no worries about food and clothing, as long as that handsome prince did not conflict with her!
He was originally the eldest son of King Uehara. He was impeccably handsome and was personally named the "Junwang" by the monarch. However, a sudden disaster caused him to become blind, lose his legs, and disfigure his face. From then on, the engagement was canceled and the bride was frightened to death... Junwang became the first best-selling item in the royal family...
Fragment one:
One day, in the No. 1 Listening Library in Beijing, the storyteller had a cup of tea and a folding fan, and said: "The handsome prince is extremely ugly, and his appearance is comparable to that of a monster..."
After just two sentences, a certain woman who was listening to the book jumped up and grabbed the storyteller's lapel without saying a word: "Fuck you, my husband is ugly, but he has personality!"
Fragment two:
"What are you doing?" A certain woman looked at the paws on her waist and asked with a frown.
"Walking." A certain man replied.
"Just walk, why are you touching my waist?"
"Can't see."
"…"
"Are you still walking?" A certain woman looked at the Lushan claws on her chest, her brows could kill mosquitoes.
"No, I'm tired from walking. Let's rest."
"…"
Fragment three:
A certain woman had a cold war with a certain man, and a certain man shamelessly sent someone to stare at a certain woman...
"My lord, the princess has cut down all the bamboos in the backyard."
"Cui Zhu? What does she want with these?" A certain man was confused.
"I heard that we are going to build a bamboo ladder."
"Bamboo ladder?" A certain man became more and more confused.
"It is said to be used to climb walls..."
"Climb the wall!!!"
A certain man shouted loudly and disappeared.
…
Two days later, the courtyard walls of Prince Jun's Mansion were increased by five meters and became a veritable "barrel", which made countless gentlemen beat their chests and stamp their feet.